The Pakistan government has decided to “accelerate its web3 adoption” by teaming up with Binance. Because nothing says “economic revival” like swapping rupees for tokens, right? 🤷♂️ Let’s just hope the blockchain magic fixes the cash shortage faster than a TikToker’s attention span.
Pakistan Signs MoU with Binance to Tokenize $2B in Sovereign Assets
On December 12, 2025 (just in time for the world to end, apparently), Finance Minister Muhammad Aurangzeb and Binance CEO Richard Teng, with CZ doing a dramatic cameo, signed a non-binding MoU to tokenize sovereign assets. Per the announcement, Binance will help Pakistan access global liquidity. Translation: “We’re throwing all our money into a digital puzzle and hoping someone solves it by Tuesday.”
“This is a great signal for the global blockchain industry and for Pakistan,” said CZ. “It has a very big impact on the country’s future and its technology-driven generation.” Or, as the rest of us would say: “Good luck, kid. You’ll need it.” 🎩✨
Industrial Rebirth Via Blockchain and Crypto
According to Bilal Bin Saqib, Pakistan’s Minister of Blockchain and Crypto (yes, that’s an actual title now), the country wants to legalize web3 to “revitalize the local economy.” Because nothing revitalizes a nation quite like turning 70% of your population (all under 30) into crypto enthusiasts. Bonus points if they’re too busy gaming to notice the inflation. 🎮💸
With 100 million unbanked citizens, Saqib claims Bitcoin is a “relief.” Sure, nothing says “relief” like trusting a volatile asset over a crumbling financial system. He also promised “regulatory clarity,” which sounds suspiciously like a way to say “we’ll make it up as we go along.”
Pakistan now ranks 3rd in Chainalysis’ 2025 global adoption index. Because nothing screams “economic stability” like being sandwiched between India and the U.S. Also, their 20GW of cheap electricity? Perfect for mining Bitcoin or training AI models. Let’s just hope the AI doesn’t inherit Pakistan’s talent for geopolitical chaos. 🤖💣
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2025-12-12 21:32