Look, trying to predict Pi’s price is like trying to predict how many times Jerry Seinfeld will mention his “Marvelous Marble Rye” bit – it’s basically impossible. 😏 The coin might be worth something, or it might be worth less than that expired yogurt in your fridge. We just don’t know!
How this “forecast” works (and by works, I mean barely)
We threw darts at a board while blindfolded, considered how many people still use their Pi coins as imaginary Monopoly money, and factored in how much coffee we drank before writing this. Perfectly scientific! ☕
2030 best case scenario (“best” being relative)
If Pi doesn’t completely flop like my attempt at standup comedy in the 90s, and people actually use it to buy things besides homemade NFTs of cats wearing hats, maybe – MAYBE – it hits $2. Whoop-dee-doo! 🎉
2030 “to the moon” fantasy
For Pi to actually be valuable, you’d need stores accepting it, developers who didn’t quit to become TikTok influencers, and exchanges that actually list it properly. Pssh, good luck with that! At this rate, my grandmother has better odds of becoming a UFC champion.
2030 reality check (probably this one)
Let’s be honest – most people forgot they even had Pi coins. They’re buried in digital wallets like that gym membership card from 2018. In this scenario, Pi becomes worth exactly what you paid for it – nothing! 🙃
Things that might help (but probably won’t)
If stores start accepting Pi, people stop laughing when you say “I’m a Pi millionaire,” and regulators don’t treat it like yesterday’s avocado toast – then maybe, just maybe, you can buy half a latte with your holdings by 2030.
Caveats and excuses
Supply could balloon faster than my waistline during Covid. Exchanges might keep treating Pi like an embarrassing cousin. And let’s not forget – crypto makes no sense! One tweet from Musk and Pi could be “worth” $100…until it’s not.
Our totally professional advice
Track Pi like you track your fantasy football team – obsessively at first, then vaguely remember it exists when someone mentions it. By 2027, if Pi still hasn’t made you rich, well…at least you didn’t actually pay for it!
Final thoughts (not that you’ll listen)
Pi could be worth $0.10 or $6. Or nothing! Remember, this is crypto – where fundamentals go to die before brunch. Do your own research…or don’t. Whatever.
DISCLAIMER: This isn’t advice unless it makes you money, in which case I totally meant it that way. Crypto could make you rich or leave you poorer than a poet. Past performance is absolutely no guarantee of future results, except in the sense that everything eventually goes wrong.
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