Pi Network: One Year Older, Still Can’t Find Its Keys

Ah, the Pi Network. It’s like that friend who throws a birthday party but forgets to invite half the guests. Yes, the open mainnet has turned one, and what a year it’s been-full of exchange listings, protocol upgrades, and a staggering 16 million users who’ve migrated. Or, as the Pi Network would put it, “16 million users who’ve attempted to migrate.” Because, let’s face it, not everyone got the memo.

Turns out, a significant chunk of the Pi community is still staring at their screens like they’ve been stood up on a first date. KYC? Incomplete. Tokens? Unmigrated. Balances? Zero. It’s like the Pi Network is the world’s largest game of “Where’s Waldo?” but Waldo is your cryptocurrency.

As the ever-observant Crypto Boy pointed out in a recent breakdown, “Although one year is completed but still people are facing problems, are waiting, waiting for their Pi coin.” Yes, waiting. Because what’s a cryptocurrency without a healthy dose of existential dread?

The gap between what’s been announced and what users have actually experienced is about as wide as the Grand Canyon. And just as full of echoes of disappointment.

2FA: The Bouncer You Didn’t Know You Needed

If you haven’t completed two-factor authentication, congratulations! You’re now part of the Pi Network’s exclusive “Stuck in Limbo” club. The mainnet checklist demands Facebook verification, a phone number, and an email before your tokens can even think about migrating. It’s like trying to board a flight with a suitcase full of marbles-you’re just not getting through.

As Crypto Boy so eloquently put it, “It is one of the most important thing to migrate your Pi coin to the mainnet wallet.” Important? It’s the only thing. Without it, your Pi is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

So, if you’ve been mining Pi since the dawn of time, tough luck. Your coins are still locked up tighter than a drum at a mime convention.

Pi Node Upgrades: The Never-Ending Staircase

The v19.6 protocol upgrade? Done. On February 15. But don’t get too excited-there are still five more versions to go. That’s right, five. It’s like being told you’re almost at the end of a marathon, only to realize you’ve just passed the first water station.

Next up: v19.9 on February 27, followed by v20.2 on March 12. And then? Oh, just a casual leap to version 23. Because why do things quickly when you can drag them out like a soap opera?

Every step is sequential, which means all nodes must complete each upgrade before the network can move forward. It’s like a conga line where everyone has to agree on the choreography. Spoiler: it’s taking a while.

Pi nodes, running on the Stellar Consensus Protocol, are busy validating transactions and keeping the blockchain’s decentralized backbone intact. Node operators even earn extra Pi for their trouble. It’s like being paid to wait in line. Fun!

Pi Coin Price: The Anniversary Dip

Just in time for its birthday, Pi coin decided to drop 11% in price. Because nothing says “Happy Anniversary” like a nosedive. Despite a week-long rally leading up to the big day, it’s now trading at $0.1761. Which, let’s be honest, is about as exciting as a cup of lukewarm tea.

Year one is in the books. The question now is: can Pi Network bridge the gap between its ambitious roadmap and the reality its users are living? Or will year two be just another chapter in the saga of “Waiting for Pi”?

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2026-02-20 14:02