In the shadowed recesses of the digital realm, the Qubic collective, a cabal of silicon-savvy sages, didst convene to determine the next victim of their machinations. Behold, the chosen one: Dogecoin, that once-derided meme-fueled juggernaut, now a colossus of crypto’s pantheon. How the mighty have fallen, or perhaps, how the absurd has ascended.
The architect of this dystopian farce, Sergey Ivancheglo-nay, “Come-from-Beyond,” the crypto-world’s enigmatic prophet-posed a question most profound: Which proof-of-work blockchain shall we smite? A referendum of chaos, where the masses, drunk on decentralization, cast their ballots like peasants in a medieval court. And lo, Dogecoin prevailed, its votes cascading in a deluge of 300+ ballots, while Zcash and Kaspa lingered in the shadows, forgotten.
The #Qubic community has chosen #Dogecoin.
– Come-from-Beyond (@c___f___b) August 17, 2025
What folly! For Dogecoin, once a jest, now boasts a valuation that would make even the most jaded capitalist weep. Yet here we are, witnessing the rise of a new order, where 51% attacks are not mere threats but sacraments. The Qubic horde, having already gorged upon Monero’s hashrate, now turns its gaze upon the Doge, as if the gods of blockchain themselves had conspired to mock our mortal hubris.
Monero, that bastion of privacy, was not spared. A month-long siege, a reorganization of six blocks, and yet, Qubic claims the veil of secrecy remains unbroken. A lie, perhaps, or a testament to the futility of resistance. And Kraken, that stalwart of the exchange world, halted deposits with the caution of a man fleeing a plague-though, one must wonder, is it fear or envy that drives their haste?
Thus, the question lingers: What of the other coins? Are they not merely pawns in this grand game of power and pretense? Qubic’s triumphs, though ominous, are but a mirror, reflecting the fragility of our digital utopias. A warning, perhaps, that even the most sacred protocols are but paper fortresses, vulnerable to the whims of the relentless.
And so, the stage is set. Dogecoin, the meme, the myth, the market cap-now the target of a community that thrives on chaos. Will it fall? Or shall it rise, as all things do, in the eternal dance of the absurd? 🎭💸
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2025-08-18 06:29