Behold! XRP to $10?! 🤑 Brutal gains or fool’s gold? 🤣
- Alas, Ripple’s token languishes, a prisoner of its own stagnant fate, for a month unending. No glimmer of escape, no whisper of deliverance. 😩
- Yet, the so-called analysts, bless their deluded hearts, dare to dream of a “spectacular” ascent. Ten dollars, they cry! As if conjured from thin air! Such audacity! 🤣
The Looming Specter of a “Brutal” Climb
XRP, that wretched coin, has strained against the chains of \$2.60, only to be thrown back into its miserable range between \$2.10 and \$2.40. A brief respite last week, a flicker of hope, as the bulls (fools, I say!) rallied to defend the lower depths. Now, it teeters above \$2.30, a mere illusion of progress.
Gazing upon the grand tapestry of its existence, one sees a symmetrical triangle – a cage built of December and January’s hubris. Xoom, a prophet of dubious merit, proclaims a breakout. But I ask you, what is a breakout but a prelude to a more devastating fall? 🤔
This triangle, this geometric mockery, will decide XRP’s fate. A neutral indicator, they say. But is anything truly neutral in this cruel, uncaring world? It is a dance of lower highs and higher lows, a tragic ballet of futility.
XRP coil coil coil… break out. (Or break down. Who knows? Who cares? 🤪)
— xoom (@Mr_Xoom) June 9, 2025
A Gilded Cross and the Mirage of \$10
Cobb, a zealot in the XRP army, speaks of a “golden cross,” a sign of bullish tidings. Steph Is Crypto, another soothsayer, echoes this sentiment. A short-term average crossing a longer one – a mathematical coincidence elevated to divine prophecy!
Millionaires will be made, they claim! Cobb, in his infinite wisdom, foresees a “brutal” ascent, even hinting at \$10. Oh, the madness! The sheer, unadulterated madness! 😂
XRP next leg up is going to be brutal
Face melting and sidelined tears like you have never seen before (Mostly tears, I suspect.)
— Cobb (@Cobb_XRPL) June 9, 2025
Even ChatGPT, that soulless oracle, concedes that \$10 is “possible.” But consider the implications! A market cap exceeding \$500 billion! XRP, second only to Ethereum! A preposterous notion, a fever dream!
It is not impossible, no. But it reeks of delusion, especially when one casts a weary eye upon the current, pathetic price movements. A stretch, indeed. A cruel, cosmic stretch. 😔
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