Satoshi or Not? Hal Finney’s Photo Sparks Chaos 🚨 #BitcoinMystery

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Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round because the internet is losing it over a photo that might as well be the Bitcoin equivalent of the “dog eating homework” meme. Hal Finney, the guy who got the first Bitcoin transaction in 2009, is back in the spotlight like he’s crypto’s version of a reality TV contestant who keeps coming back for seconds. 🤯

This photo post on X? It’s gone viral faster than you can say “I accidentally sent my life savings to a typo.” Over a million views in a day? The crypto community must have nothing better to do than obsess over mysteries while the stock market just… exists. 📈👀

Hal Finney? Let’s just say he’s basically the Batman of cryptography. He had the skills, the early access, and the feedback sessions with Satoshi that read like a spy novel. Oh, and he lived in the same California town as Dorian Nakamoto? Sure, why not throw in a red herring while we’re at it. 🐟

Wild how folks still think this guy isn’t Satoshi. Obviously it’s a deepfake. 🤖💸

– Mac 🐺 (@MacnBTC) August 28, 2025

But wait! Linguistic analysis says Hal’s writing style is as close to Satoshi’s as a TikTok essay. Time zones? Doesn’t match. And let’s not forget: Hal himself said, “No, I’m just a humble crypto fanboy!” like he’s trying to convince us he’s not the villain in this story. 🦹♂️

Hal passed in 2014, but his legacy is still getting dragged into conspiracy theories like he’s the crypto version of Bigfoot. The bottom line? The Satoshi mystery is as unsolvable as your ex’s text message riddles. 🕵️♂️🔐

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2025-08-29 11:30