Behold, the enigmatic Mr. Saylor, co-founder of Strategy, whose devotion to Bitcoin is as steadfast as a well-tied cravat, took to the X social media network to pen a missive upon BTC’s descent to the $110,000 abyss, a fall so precipitous it would make a cliff-diver weep with envy. 🏔️
His tweet, a veritable spark in the tinderbox of the crypto world, set tongues wagging from Tokyo to Timbuktu, with whispers of heresy and hubris echoing through the blockchain corridors. 🧠⚡
Saylor’s Bitcoin Billboard: A Skyscraper of Lightning?
Mr. Saylor, ever the purveyor of grand visions, unveiled an AI-generated image of Bitcoin as a shimmering edifice of lightning, as if the very essence of the digital age had been crystallized into a structure that would make even the most jaded architect weep with joy. 🏗️⚡
“Bitcoin is Digital Property,” the caption declared, a mantra as enduring as a well-aged port, and just as likely to leave one with a slight headache if one dares to question it. 🧠💸
Bitcoin is Digital Property
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 27, 2025
Strategy Snatches 3,081 BTC: A Financial Feat or a Fool’s Gambit?
On Monday, Saylor, ever the shrewd operator, seized the opportunity of the Bitcoin dip, acquiring a substantial 3,081 BTC-worth a tidy sum of $359.9 million, which, in the grand scheme of things, is about as much as a modest estate in the Cotswolds. 🏡💰
The company’s Bitcoin yield, a remarkable 25.4% year-to-date, is a testament to their financial acumen, or perhaps just a case of being in the right place at the right time with a portfolio as solid as a well-constructed crossword puzzle. 🧩📈
Saylor, with a flourish, declared that since adopting the Bitcoin Standard in August 2020, MSTR has been outperforming every large-cap US stock. A feat as impressive as a well-timed pun at a dinner party-unquestionably clever, yet occasionally met with a raised eyebrow. 🤔📈
$MSTR is the #1 performing large-cap U.S. stock (out of ~1,400) since adopting the Bitcoin Standard.
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 26, 2025
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