Saylor's Crazy BTC Prediction Will Shock You! 🤯

Michael Saylor, the man who seemingly bathes in Bitcoin like Scrooge McDuck with gold coins, has once again graced us with his crypto wisdom. This time, via that digital town square we now call X (because “Twitter” was just too darn easy to remember, I suppose).

Apparently, Bitcoin flirted with the $85,000 mark, prompting Saylor to shout from the digital rooftops. One imagines him, perched atop a mountain of server farms, bellowing into a megaphone made of old hard drives.

“More Bitcoin,” He Exclaims, As If We Didn’t Know

Saylor, a man so pro-Bitcoin he probably bleeds orange hexadecimal code, has informed the world that “the only thing better than Bitcoin” is, wait for it… more Bitcoin! Groundbreaking stuff, really. The accompanying image, a bold “B” emblazoned on an orange background (because subtlety is for the weak), really drives the point home. One almost expects it to be followed by a chorus line of dancing sats.

The only thing better than Bitcoin is…

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 2, 2025

This, naturally, has led to rampant speculation about Strategy’s next Bitcoin binge. On March 31st, they casually dropped $2 billion on 22,048 Bitcoins, like one might pick up a pack of gum at the checkout. Now they’re sitting on a hoard of 528,185 Bitcoins, which, in fiat terms, is roughly the GDP of a small, banana-exporting nation. Before the purchase, Saylor teased the crypto-sphere with a vague post, hinting at the impending digital gold rush. Cryptic, much?

And then there was April Fool’s Day. Instead of, you know, a harmless prank involving cling film and a toilet seat, Saylor released an AI-generated image of himself dressed as a medieval jester, complete with fool’s cap. The message? “Don’t be a fool. Buy Bitcoin.” Because nothing says “sound financial advice” like a digitally rendered court jester.

Saylor Jester

2025-04-02 17:31

Saylor’s Crazy BTC Prediction Will Shock You!

“More Bitcoin,” He Exclaims, As If We Didn’t Know

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