Saylor’s Orange Obsession: BTC to the MOON?! 🚀

Michael Saylor, bless his Bitcoin-maxi heart, has been at it again. Another cryptic tweet. Honestly, you’d think a man with that much Bitcoin could afford a decent therapist. Or at least a stylist.

Apparently, subtlety is not in his vocabulary. It’s all about Bitcoin, all the time. Remember that time he was sitting in the stormy tide with an orange tie? Yeah, me neither, but apparently it happened. I mean, who *does* that?

This time, the man’s gone full-on tangerine. Orange vest, orange tie, orange *coat*. Is he auditioning for a traffic cone convention? And the room! The walls! The armchair! Orange overload. It’s like Willy Wonka’s gone crypto. 🍊

And the caption? “Fade to Orange.” Oh, Michael, you card. He’s referencing Metallica. Because, you know, Bitcoin is *totally* metal. 🤘

Of course, he’s not just tweeting cryptic nonsense. He’s also been hoovering up more Bitcoin. 6,911 BTC, to be precise. That’s a lot of digital dosh. Apparently, he’s got over half a million Bitcoins now. That’s like, a truly obscene amount of money. I bet he sleeps on a mattress stuffed with the private keys. Lucky bastard. 💰

And Bitcoin? Well, it’s teetering around $88,000. Up a bit today. Will it hit the moon? Who bloody knows? But if it does, you can bet Saylor will be wearing an orange spacesuit. 🚀

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2025-03-25 16:33