Egad, old bean! The inimitable Peter Schiff, that stalwart guardian of gold and arch-nemesis of all things crypto, has done the unthinkable. In a twist that would make Bertie Wooster raise an eyebrow, he’s declared Bitcoin “useful”-though, heavens forbid, not for himself! 🧐✨
In a jolly post on the ol’ X (formerly Twitter, don’t you know), Schiff tipped his hat to Bitcoin donations for Ron Paul’s 90th birthday bash. “Rather decent of them,” he quipped, “as the Ron Paul Institute can simply swap the wretched thing for proper currency and get on with it.” But hold your horses, chaps! Before you start thinking he’s gone soft, Schiff was quick to clarify that his crypto skepticism remains as steadfast as Jeeves’s poker face. 🧊💎
“Not for me, old sport,” he declared, with all the gravitas of a man who’s just discovered his monocle has gone missing. “I, for one, whipped out the trusty credit card-none of this crypto nonsense. Direct, conventional, and utterly devoid of blockchain tomfoolery.” 🏦🚫
So there you have it, folks. Schiff’s endorsement is about as enthusiastic as a wet weekend in Blandings Castle, but hey, it’s something! Bitcoin: useful for others, but not for the chap who’d rather clutch his gold bars like a dragon guarding its treasure. 🏆🐉
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2025-08-10 14:03