SHIB’s Wild December: ETFs, AI, and Crypto Chaos Unleashed 🚀💸

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As the dumpster fire of 2025 flickers out, the Shiba Inu community-a group of people who’ve somehow convinced themselves a meme coin is the future of finance-is clutching their digital pearls over some “crucial updates.” 🍿 Because nothing says “financial stability” like a dog-themed cryptocurrency.

Lucie, the Shiba Inu team’s resident oracle, dropped a tweet that sent the SHIB army into a frenzy. Apparently, NYSE Arca has filed a rule change for the T. Rowe Price Active Crypto ETF, which includes SHIB. 🧐 Yes, folks, your favorite joke coin is now rubbing shoulders with the big boys. Or, as Lucie so eloquently put it, SHIB is now part of the “core crypto basket.” Because nothing screams “core” like a coin named after a dog breed.

$SHIB just went god-mode!

SHIBArium FHE encrypted txns Q2 ’26
T. Rowe Price ETF filing lists SHIB #2 reserves, only BTC ahead

Meme era over. SHIBATOPIA era begins. 🤡🚀

– mazrael.shib (@Mazrael_shib) November 28, 2025

In other news, Shiba Inu launched a mini-app on TokenPlay AI this week. Because what the world really needs is a meme coin plugged into AI infrastructure. 🤖 Next up: SHIB-powered toasters that judge your life choices.

Coinbase, in a move that screams “we’re out of ideas,” is launching Shiba Inu perpetual futures in the U.S. on Dec. 12. Because nothing says “financial innovation” like betting on a dog coin 24/7. 📉

Meanwhile, Zama is working on implementing FHE (Fully Homomorphic Encryption) for Shibarium, promising “full on-chain privacy” by Q2 2026. Because if there’s one thing SHIB holders need, it’s more secrecy around their questionable investment choices. 🕵️♂️

Will December Be SHIB’s Redemption Arc? 🎢

At the time of writing, SHIB was down 4.14% in the last 24 hours, sitting pretty at $0.00000849. 🥳 It’s also down 15.17% in November, marking its third consecutive red month. But hey, who’s counting? Not the SHIB army, that’s for sure. They’re too busy dreaming of a December rally to notice their portfolios crying.

Historical trends suggest SHIB could pull a 144% rally, like it did in March 2024. Because nothing says “predictable” like a meme coin’s price movements. 📈 Or, you know, it could just keep tanking. Either way, popcorn is advised. 🍿

Shiba Inu’s first-ever weekly cross might signal a bottom for its price. But let’s be real: SHIB needs to moon by 65% just to break even for 2025. Good luck with that. 🌕

So, will December be SHIB’s month of glory, or just another chapter in its never-ending saga of chaos? Only time-and the whims of the crypto gods-will tell. 🌪️

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2025-11-29 20:39