Shocking Crypto Heist: U.S. Government’s Mysterious 97 BTC and 884 ETH Transfer!

Ah, the grand theater of the absurd that is our beloved U.S. government! On the fateful day of March 27, 2025, they decided to engage in a little financial tango, transferring a staggering 93.96 BTC (a mere $8 million, pocket change, really) and 884.33 ETH (a paltry $1.77 million) from the infamous Sae-Heng confiscated funds. Yes, the very same funds linked to a ‘pig butchering’ scam—because who doesn’t love a good pork story? 🐖💰

Our friends at Arkham, the ever-watchful guardians of the blockchain, tracked this curious movement. They noted with a raised eyebrow that a mere $10 in BTC was sent to one address, while the rest waltzed off to a change wallet, as if it were a grand ball of digital currency. One can only imagine the conversations in the backrooms of power: “Shall we return the assets? Or perhaps concoct a new reserve strategy?” The suspense is palpable! 🎭

And let us not forget, dear reader, that the government still clutches a treasure trove of over $17 billion in crypto, including a staggering 198,000 BTC. It’s like a dragon hoarding gold, but instead of fire, it breathes regulatory compliance! 🔥💼

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2025-03-28 09:17