Ah, the grand theater of the absurd that is our beloved U.S. government! On the fateful day of March 27, 2025, they decided to engage in a little financial tango, transferring a staggering 93.96 BTC (a mere $8 million, pocket change, really) and 884.33 ETH (a paltry $1.77 million) from the infamous Sae-Heng confiscated funds. Yes, the very same funds linked to a ‘pig butchering’ scam—because who doesn’t love a good pork story? 🐖💰
Our friends at Arkham, the ever-watchful guardians of the blockchain, tracked this curious movement. They noted with a raised eyebrow that a mere $10 in BTC was sent to one address, while the rest waltzed off to a change wallet, as if it were a grand ball of digital currency. One can only imagine the conversations in the backrooms of power: “Shall we return the assets? Or perhaps concoct a new reserve strategy?” The suspense is palpable! 🎭
And let us not forget, dear reader, that the government still clutches a treasure trove of over $17 billion in crypto, including a staggering 198,000 BTC. It’s like a dragon hoarding gold, but instead of fire, it breathes regulatory compliance! 🔥💼
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2025-03-28 09:17