The PC version of the stock trading game Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator will be released on Steam on January 29th. An Xbox Series X/S version will follow sometime in the first quarter of 2026. Frosty Pop is the publisher, while Strange Scaffold both developed and published the game. A demo is available now on PC.
Here is an overview of the game, via its Steam page:
About
Despite the name, Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator doesn’t involve actually trading babies. We want to assure you, we’re not that kind of game!
You invest in stocks linked to the simulated lives of babies, earning money from their struggles and selling your shares as soon as one of them ‘wins’ a galactic lottery!
Become a cosmic trader in this quick-paced game where you manage a series of short campaigns. Earn credits by betting on the future of alien ‘babies’ simulated in a digital world. Unlock different endings for each character, hire unusual advisors to help you, and build your wealth through fast-paced Trading Rushes. The goal is to make as much money as possible, as quickly as possible!
This is the baby-themed arcade stock market sim you didn’t know you needed.
Key Features
- Seven distinct planets to trade procedurally generated alien baby stocks on, each showcasing unique ideas of what it means to be profitable and productive to society.
- Consultants you can hire before the trading day to gain information on your trading targets.
- An anthology of mini-campaigns following the lives and complications of baby traders across the universe.
- A loan shark that won’t let you pay him back, because he’s then legally allowed to shoot you.
- An arcade satire on stock markets and ruthless exploitation from the creators of I Am Your Beast and Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
- Pulsing electro-industrial soundtrack by Kris Kirk.
- The ability to short a baby, because you believe its life will suck.
Watch a new trailer below.
Release Date Trailer
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