Strategy’s Bitcoin Blitz: 580,250 BTC & Counting – Is This the New Gold Rush? 🤯

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Strategy’s Bitcoin Blitz: 580,250 BTC & Counting – Is This the New Gold Rush? 🤯

Guess what? Strategy just dramatically supercharged its bitcoin stash to a staggering 580,250 BTC with a shiny $427 million splash—because who needs small change when you can play with billions? 🎉 This move is basically setting the stage for a digital takeover. Move over, Monopoly money, Bitcoin is in town! 🤑

Strategy Snags 4,020 More Bitcoin, Making the Total a Smashing 580,250 BTC as They Twitter-bling the Bullish Dream

Microstrategy—now rocking the totally hilarious name of Strategy—announced on May 26 that it snapped up another 4,020 bitcoin. That’s right, folks, almost 4,000 more of those digital gold nuggets, pushing their ‘collectibles’ to a mind-boggling 580,250 BTC. The purchase, financed by raising a cool $427.1 million via some fancy stock-selling scheme called ‘at-the-market’ (ATM for short—because who doesn’t love a good acronym?), was all documented in their SEC filing. Because if you’re going to play the crypto game, might as well do it with official paperwork! 📄

Michael Saylor—Strategy’s leadership meme king—took to social media, because where else do you announce world domination plans? He proudly declared:

Strategy has acquired 4,020 BTC for ~$427.1 million at ~$106,237 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 16.8% YTD 2025. As of 5/25/2025, we hodl 580,250 BTC acquired for ~$40.61 billion at ~$69,979 per bitcoin.

Yes, you read that right. Strategy is basically swimming in Bitcoin like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin, except this time, the coins are digital and the swimming pool is made of future riches. 💸

This epic crypto binge began last week when Strategy launched a $2.1 billion ATM stock offering (because why not?), selling tons of shares—847,000 MSTR, 678,970 STRK, and 104,423 STRF—to fund their ever-expanding Bitcoin empire. It’s like a giant game of Monopoly, but with real money and fewer rules. According to the SEC docs, they’re positioning themselves to tap into a $42 billion-plus stash of issuance capacity as they continue their relentless Bitcoin building spree. Because who needs stability when you have a digital treasure map? 🗺️

Strategy—fighting the good fight as the world’s first Bitcoin Treasury Company—has neatly merged its love for analytics, AI, and digital gold. All while dreaming of a future where Bitcoin is king, and they’re the royal court. Saylor, the visionary (or just really into Bitcoin), has wild predictions—$13 million per bitcoin by 2045, a market cap of $200 trillion, and enough cash to make the U.S. debt look like pocket change. Not to mention the possibility of generating between $16 trillion and $81 trillion in treasure for Uncle Sam—because who doesn’t love a digital bailout? 💰

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2025-05-26 15:59