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Coinbase’s XRP hoard is shrinking faster than my patience during a Zoom meeting! According to the XRP sleuths at @XRPwallets, the US’s crypto giant now has just eight cold wallets left, each cradling 16.5 million XRP. That’s 132 million total-enough to make a crypto billionaire blush. 😅

Why the XRP exodus? Rumor has it Coinbase is cozying up to BlackRock, the fund manager who’s basically the wizard of Wall Street. Maybe they’re trading XRP for a lifetime supply of ETFs? 🤔

From 750M to 132M: Where Did It All Go?

Just last week, Coinbase had 200 million XRP left. Now it’s down to 132 million. That’s like watching your savings vanish at a buffet. 🍽️💸

8 Cold Wallets Remaining at 16.5M XRP each

– XRP_Liquidity (Larsen/Britto/Escrow/ODL/RLUSD) (@XRPwallets) September 8, 2025

BlackRock: The Real MVP?

Could BlackRock be the reason? Their Aladdin platform is now letting Wall Street types trade crypto-including XRP. So is Coinbase’s XRP just… disappearing into thin air? Or is it just getting a new life as a fancy ETF? 🤷♀️

Either way, it’s a wild ride. Buckle up, crypto fans-this is more thrilling than my attempt to bake a soufflé. 🫧🔥

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