So, Texas is strutting its stuff, huh? They’re all in on this Strategic Bitcoin Reserve thing. I mean, who wouldn’t want a state-managed stash of digital coins? It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, it’s just a bunch of ones and zeros! 💰
Lawmakers voted like they were at a buffet—everyone piling on the same dish! The bill is now heading to a third reading, and let me tell you, it’s not like they’re going to suddenly decide they want to, I don’t know, invest in something sensible like, say, education? Nah, let’s just throw money at Bitcoin! 🚀
According to some guy named Scott Melker on X (because who needs Twitter anymore?), the second reading went off without a hitch. I mean, bipartisan support? What is this, a feel-good movie? “Let’s all hold hands and invest in Bitcoin!” 🎬
And get this, the Texas Comptroller is going to manage this whole Bitcoin reserve. I can just see it now: “Hey, let’s put our money in the digital piggy bank!” 🐷💻
So, buckle up, folks! Texas is about to take a wild ride into the world of cryptocurrency. Just remember, if it all goes south, you can always blame the guy who thought it was a good idea in the first place! 😂
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2025-05-21 02:26