The End is Nigh: Robert Kiyosaki Predicts the Ultimate Market Crash

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In the pages of his “Rich Dad’s Prophecy,” Robert Kiyosaki pulls out the grim crystal ball, staring at the future and whispering, “I hope I’m wrong, but this is going to get ugly.” With a sigh, he predicts the stock, bond, and real estate markets are about to fall into a pit of despair — or, as he so delicately puts it, an *imminent* collapse. Oh joy.

Brace Yourself for the Economic Tsunami (And Maybe a Bit of Inflation… Just a Tiny Bit)

On Twitter — because where else do prophets of doom share their visions? — Kiyosaki lays out his plan to survive the coming storm. And it’s not by hoarding canned beans, my friend. No, he’s stacking up on shiny metals and Bitcoin, thinking those will be the golden lifeboats when the ship goes down. Oh, and don’t forget silver! He predicts it’ll shoot up to $70 by 2026. From $35? Sure, why not! Let’s just all jump on that bandwagon while we still can!

But here’s the kicker: the Fed and the Treasury are, according to Kiyosaki, about to start printing fake dollars like there’s no tomorrow. If you trust those guys, well, you might as well trust a cat to do your taxes. As the money supply balloons, expect inflation to kick in and your purchasing power to take a nosedive. It’s like getting kicked in the wallet, but in slow motion.

Forget the Fed, Trust Your Gold, Silver, and Bitcoin Stash (Seriously)

“I’m not buying into the fake money press,” Kiyosaki declares, shaking his head in disbelief, as though the Fed’s printing press just spit out another thousand-dollar bill. With all the confidence of a guy who’s been to the moon and back (metaphorically, of course), he hypes up gold, silver, and Bitcoin as the only safe bets in this coming financial apocalypse. He even throws in a little wisdom: “Savers are losers.” Yeah, because who needs savings when you can gamble on precious metals and cryptos instead?

In his infinite wisdom, Kiyosaki channels a quote from Daniel Webster, who wisely pointed out that inflation is just a way for the rich to get richer while the poor… well, they don’t. Kiyosaki, though, wants the opposite for you: he wants you to be the one laughing all the way to the bank (assuming you have a bank that doesn’t collapse in the meantime). So, heed his warning: maybe, just maybe, he’s onto something.

So, once again, Kiyosaki’s throwing out his big prediction, and once again, his followers are scrambling to figure out how to protect their wealth. Forget traditional investments; it’s all about metals and crypto now. Because why invest in stocks when you can watch them burn in front of your eyes while your shiny new gold and Bitcoin shine bright like diamonds?

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2025-05-05 17:40