Ah, the tale of a mysterious whale 🐋—how mundane and yet strangely captivating. Somewhere, in the vast digital ocean, a wallet (GAS…ODM, because who needs full addresses?) has slurped up 331 million Pi coins like borscht on a winter day. That’s $148.5 million, or roughly the annual budget of a small circus. 🎪
And what timing! Pi’s price has plummeted harder than a drunk actor on opening night—down 70% since May. Yet, this whale gnaws on like Anton Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya: persistent, inexplicable, and slightly tragic. 🎭
Who Could Possibly Own This Wallet? 🕵️♂️ (Spoiler: No One Knows)
Piscan—the nosy neighbor of blockchain—says this whale has been vacuuming Pi off exchanges faster than a babushka clears a dinner table. OKX, Gate.io, MEXC—none were spared. The truly depressing part? Pi missed altcoin season altogether, like a forgotten extra in a Russian play.
But does the whale care? Nyet. It doubles down, withdrawing millions more, as if hoping to fill the existential void with digital tokens. Classic. 👏

Now, the whale boasts 331 million Pi—enough to buy 148.5 million cups of sad Moscow tea. It’s richer than Gate.io, Bitget, and MEXC combined (which, admittedly, sounds like the name of a struggling law firm). Ranked 6th among Pi’s elite whale club. Applause? Silence. 🦗
“‘ODM’ is not a regular user,” Pi News gasped, as if regular users ever hoard $150M in niche crypto. “Likely PCT’s buyback wallet—or perhaps just Igor from accounting.”
Meanwhile, optimists whisper: “Could this be an exchange?” Ah, yes—the same exchanges that, when asked, shrug like a Russian зимой. Zero confirmations. Zero drama. Just capitalism. 💸

Pi trades at $0.44—down 30%, like a deflated samovar. Meanwhile, altcoins surge 30% like vodka-fueled optimism. The whale? Unbothered. Maybe it’s laughing. Maybe it’s crying. Maybe it’s just… Russian. 🇷🇺
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2025-07-21 10:09