Out here in the dust-blown corners of Solana’s wild crypto plains, a peculiar beast stirs—Fartcoin, yes, that’s the name, and no, it’s not a punchline. There’s an old-timer called Altcoin Sherpa, wandering the tangled trails of the internet, betting his hat and honor this little critter ain’t done making mischief yet.
With the kind of faith only a gambler or a mad prophet could muster, he tells his mob of over two hundred thousand followers on the social frontier known as X that this stinker—with a name like FARTCOIN, it’s clearly here to raise eyebrows and maybe your portfolio—could still rip upwards by near half its size.
“I’d buy it either when it’s puffing above a dollar or drooping down to seventy cents,” he says, scratching his head, probably wondering if he’s lost his mind or just the market’s map. “It’s either about to charge like a bull at $1.25 or it’s gonna sulk back down the hill. No clue what the short game is, but long term, this sucker’s got wings.”
Looking at the jagged lines on his chart, our Sherpa says this fart-smelling gem might try to slam through the $0.96 barrier once again—though it might make a pit stop at the $0.70 spot on the Fibonacci retracement map, which sounds like some fancy math, but really just means it might take a breather before running the next mile.
This cheeky token crawled up from a tired low of $0.265 back on March 18th to a dizzying $0.8542 today—making a raucous 222% climb in a mere month. Not bad for something named after bodily functions, right? 😂
Meanwhile, not to be left out of this mad dance, the memecoin Bonk, living in Solana’s dusty backstreets, looks like it’s stopped nosediving and might just be squaring its shoulders for a proper breakout.
“I reckon the short-term bottom’s in,” he says, with all the confidence of a man who’s seen the market’s teeth show just before it bites or barks. “Strong altcoins have been camped out around the same range for a month. Another breath, then a big leap—maybe in one or two moons.”
Right now, BONK’s price is a measly $0.00001182, down just a smidge—1.1% in the last 24 hours. Small potatoes now, but in this wild west of tokens, even tiny sparks can start fires.
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