Oh. My. God. 🙄 Just when you thought cryptocurrency couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we’ve got a Donald Trump memecoin causing more drama than a Real Housewives reunion. 💁♀️
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong basically pulled an all-nighter fixing transaction backlogs faster than I can down a bottle of pinot noir. His X post was basically the tech equivalent of “Sorry, my bad!” 🤷♀️
Imagine being so thirsty for a Trump-themed cryptocurrency that you crash an entire blockchain. Peak internet culture, folks. 🇺🇸🤡
The memecoin launch was so bonkers that Solana experienced more congestion than the Lincoln Tunnel during Christmas week. Traders were throwing money at this token like it was the last designer handbag at a sample sale. 💸
SOL‘s price hit $293 – which is more dramatic than my last performance review. Talk about a glow-up! 💅
Google search trends went absolutely wild – “buy Solana” hit 100, which is basically the nerd equivalent of going viral. 🤓 Crypto apps are now more popular than my dating profile, ranking top three in the App Store. Crypto.com, Coinbase, and Moonshot – sounds like a terrible boy band, honestly. 🎤
Welcome to 2025, where memecoins rule and rationality is just a cute suggestion. Stay weird, crypto world! 🚀🌈
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