Ah, the crypto markets, those whimsical little creatures that dance to the tune of a tweet. Just when you thought it was safe to invest, along comes President Trump, declaring a national emergency and slapping tariffs on every country like a kid with a new rubber stamp. Who knew trade wars could be so entertaining? 🤡
Starting April 5, the Trump administration decided that a 10% tariff on all countries was just what the doctor ordered. But wait, there’s more! China gets a whopping 34%, the European Union a respectable 20%, and Japan a cozy 24%. It’s like a game of Monopoly, but with real money and fewer top hats. 🏦
In a speech that could only be described as “classic Trump,” he stood in the Rose Garden and proclaimed that the US is charging countries “approximately half of what they are and have been charging us.” I mean, who needs facts when you have bravado? 🌹
🚨 @POTUS signs an Executive Order instituting reciprocal tariffs on countries throughout the world.
It’s LIBERATION DAY in America!
//s3.cointelegraph.com/uploads/2025-04/0195f93d-54ef-7c7e-b33d-755c82075ca2″/>
Meanwhile, the stock market was not having a great day either. The Kobeissi Letter reported that the S&P 500 erased over $2 trillion in market cap, which is roughly $125 billion per minute. Talk about a financial heart attack! 💔
Trump tariffs could bring certainty to markets
Rachael Lucas, a crypto analyst at BTC Markets, described the brief surge as “uncertainty relief,” followed by a sell-off that felt like a bad breakup. “On BTC Markets, trading volume surged 46% as local traders scrambled to reposition. Big players took profit on the spike, while smaller investors hesitated,” she said. Sounds like a classic case of FOMO! 😬
She warned that if China or the EU “hit back hard,” we might see another round of panic selling. It’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop, but in this case, it’s more like a whole closet falling on your head! 👢
US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged trading partners not to retaliate, claiming this is the high end of the number for tariffs. Because nothing says “certainty” like a bunch of politicians arguing over numbers! 📊
David Hernandez, a crypto investment specialist, noted that while the markets experienced significant volatility during Trump’s speech, the clarity could be a good thing in the long run. “Markets thrive on certainty,” he said, as if we’re all just waiting for the next episode of this financial drama. 📺
Hernandez speculated that global responses will be key, with Mexico and key East Asian economies evaluating countermeasures. It’s like a geopolitical chess game, but with more tweets and fewer pawns! ♟️
Read More
- AUCTION/USD
- Owen Cooper Lands Major Role in Wuthering Heights – What’s Next for the Young Star?
- Pregnant Woman’s Dish Soap Craving Blows Up on TikTok!
- Pokémon Destined Rivals: Release date, pre-order and what to expect
- Stephen A. Smith Responds to Backlash Over Serena Williams Comments
- Is Disney Faking Snow White Success with Orchestrated Reviews?
- Solo Leveling Season 3: What You NEED to Know!
- JK Simmons Opens Up About Recording Omni-Man for Mortal Kombat 1
- XRP CAD PREDICTION. XRP cryptocurrency
- AEW Fans Are Loving Toni Storm’s Uncanny Mariah May Cosplay From Dynamite
2025-04-03 04:55