Ah, dear reader, gather ’round as we embark on a whimsical jaunt into the chaotic world of Dogecoin, a currency that sprang forth from the comedic depths of the internet! This weekend, the beloved meme coin has taken to the skies like a catapulted raket, soaring upward with the grace reminiscent of a drunken cat chasing a laser pointer. 🐱✨
As the clock strikes the hour of reckoning, we find our cherished DOGE trading at a resplendent $0.1813, marking a jubilant rise of 9.18% in the past 24 hours. Its market cap has swelled to a staggering $27.5 billion, leaving one to wonder if there’s a secret Dogecoin printing factory hidden somewhere! 💸
A veritable tidal wave of trading volume has surged by 80%, bringing forth a whopping $3.39 billion in action-oh, the excitement is palpable! The volume-to-market-cap ratio stands at an astonishing 12.38%, which, if my calculations are correct (and they rarely are), speaks to a feast of investor enthusiasm that even a starving poet would envy.
Meanwhile, as if summoned by a mischievous spirit, data from the mystical realm of CoinGlass reveals a shocking 385% liquidation imbalance, reminiscent of a packed theater emptying in a panic. Over $8 million in short positions were liquidated, leaving short-sellers crying tears that could fill a small swimming pool. 💧🤣

The Power of Musk’s X
Behold the omnipotent Elon Musk, that digital conjurer, who once again set the Dogecoin tapestry ablaze with a mere flick of his wrist across the keyboard on X. He inscribed, “It is time,” a phrase so enigmatic it could rival the musings of Dostoevsky himself. For those who have missed his earlier proclamations, he refers to a surreal dream of launching an actual Dogecoin to the lunar plains. 🌕🚀
It’s time 😀
– Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 3, 2025
This proclamation rekindled the embers of bullish sentiment faster than one could say “mayonnaise on cake,” reminding us all of Musk’s glorious influence during the explosive tremors of 2021 when DOGE leaped into the stratosphere by 339%, peaking at a princely $0.682. Yet, despite all this fanfare and celebrity endorsement, Dogecoin still remains as rare in mainstream payment systems as a unicorn sipping on a piña colada.
Crypto Investors’ Confidence
But hark! The winds of change are stirring! Investor optimism is bubbling like a witch’s cauldron as Bitwise edges closer to unleashing the inaugural Dogecoin spot ETF. Yes, they have cleverly plucked most of the delaying amendments from their filing with the SEC, a move so audacious it could have graced the stage of a grand circus! 🎪
Looks like Bitwise is doing the 8(a) move for their spot Dogecoin ETF, which basically means they plan on going effective in 20 days barring an intervention.
– Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) November 6, 2025
The illustrious Eric Balchunas of Bloomberg has whispered sweet nothings about the possibility of this ETF debuting by late November, a monumental event that might just usher institutional eyes onto DOGE with the same delight as a child spotting their first balloon animal.
Dogecoin Price Prediction
Following its rather dramatic waltz away from the $0.22 mark in the waning days of October, DOGE has puffed itself back up to a respectable $0.18. Polymarket now flickers with an electric 61% chance that it will reclaim the mystic $0.20 threshold this very month.

Yet, as any wise seer might tell you, the token faces barriers, those mythical resistance levels between $0.19 and $0.21, where the 20-, 50-, and 200-day moving averages have conspired to create a logjam. A breakout, should it occur, could send DOGE skipping gaily toward $0.25, though one must possess the perseverance of a saint to overcome this harrowing technical threshold.
With Musk’s keen gaze fixed firmly upon the horizon, rising volumes dancing like sprites in the moonlight, and ETF dreams tickling investors’ fancy, the future of Dogecoin gleams brightly-if only the buoyant sentiment continues to float on the waves of fortune!
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2025-11-08 14:03