WWE began their journey in Saudi Arabia tonight with SmackDown before Night of Champions, and they made good use of the broadcast time. Fans got to witness CM Punk delivering a full rap diss to John Cena, who is known as the Doctor of Thuganomics. This was already significant, but Punk took it a step further by appearing to Cena’s old theme music and dressed as a Punk Life imitation of Cena, complete with Drug Free wristbands and a jersey. You can watch this in the video below.
At the moment the music played, Cena was taken aback, and his frustration deepened when Punk appeared in classic Cena-style gear. However, Punk had more up his sleeve. Punk then fired a rap diss aimed at Cena, targeting various aspects such as doubts about his wrestling skills, accusations of burying other talents, WWE hiring Cena’s ex (Nikki Bella), and numerous other points.
THE FULL JOHN CENA/CM PUNK SEGMENT!!
10/10 !!! #SmackDown
— 𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐕𝐞𝐧 (@WrestlingCovers) June 27, 2025
Additionally, Punk criticized Cena’s character in the DC Universe as Peacemaker, remarking, “Take advantage while you can; he’ll only last six months before disappearing again. I, on the other hand, will continue to enjoy myself, and he won’t have time for you ordinary folks anymore, as he’ll be preoccupied with laundry duties for James Gunn.” Punk also opined that Batista was a superior actor compared to Cena.
Punk held back his “mic drop” moment until the end, remarking, “Before you leave John, there’s one more request to make – tomorrow evening, you’re going to lose to Kendrick, because buddy, you’re my Drake!” The full rap can be found below (via WrestleTalk), and the full video of the segment is available above.
Hello there, take a look at this – it’s called ‘Basic Punkanomics’. There’s no need to fiddle with your TV, your eyes are functioning perfectly. This fellow has copied my ‘pipebomb’, so I’m going to borrow his ‘Word Life’ now.
To create an exceptional advertisement, it was necessary for you to deceive me, a subtle tactic intended to divert attention from the observation that everyone notices your deliberate, slow-motion movements.
Do you recall his old rapping days? You’re quite deserving of the critiques, as you seem like a modern-day version of Macklemore without the consistent flow.
He expressed that I’m challenging or difficult, he labeled me as someone who criticizes others excessively, to put it frankly, John Cena has suppressed more potential talents than The Undertaker has buried.
(Here, “challenging” or “difficult” is used instead of “problem”, “excessive criticizer” is used instead of “player hater”, and “suppressed” is used instead of “buried”.)
That’s why he remains the champion, yet he ended up losing all his esteem. However, John, I can certainly understand your sentiment, as I too would consider retiring if this place decided to rehire my former colleague or partner.
If you didn’t regularly pray, take your vitamins, or address any hair loss issues, you wouldn’t become a professional wrestler; instead, you’d likely work as a security guard at a mall in Boston.
Well, it’s undeniable that he lands great film roles, but once you watch Batista perform, you can’t help but notice that John isn’t quite on the same level.
Despite wearing the same shirt and hat, the individual’s personal story remained heartbreaking. Somehow reminiscent of a less heroic version of Hulk Hogan with a bloated belly, this person seems to have an even greater share of problems.
Friend, when it comes to being the best in the world, I’m the one who carries that title, as countless fans cheer for me and at you they cry out, “You can’t wrestle!
In the next six months, he’ll no longer be around; I’ll still be here enjoying myself. He’ll be too occupied with his duties, such as taking care of James Gunn’s laundry, to spare time for you small folks anymore.
He’s transformed into a superhero, yet he’s employed by DC Comics; however, no matter how much effort is made, you will forever be the Marine in my eyes. And that cinematic release seems to be direct-to-video; perhaps you should look for a PlayStation 3 instead, as I now grasp the concept of ‘you can’t see me’.
John, your catchphrase was quite a spectacle, but it’s over now since we’ve noticed you and you seem to have fallen on hard times, appearing somewhat down-and-out.
14 years ago today marked the historic moment I detonated the pipebomb, and yet, true to form, John, you tried to shift the focus onto yourself. You’ve always been a parasite, a pretender, a charlatan, a flatterer – never in my league, despite your 17 titles.
Before you leave, John, I have one last request – tomorrow evening, you’ll be defeated by Kendrick, as unfortunately, you’re like my version of Drake for me.
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2025-06-28 05:10