WazirX Crash: Court Bans Their “Recovery” Scheme! 😱

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WazirX’s Comedy of Errors: The Court Says No No! 🎭

Well, folks, hold onto your hats! The turbo-charged crypto circus known as WazirX just took another nosedive, and this time, the Singapore High Court said, “Not so fast!” Imagine that! After suffering a jaw-dropping $230 million hack (ouch, that’s gotta hurt!), our friends at WazirX thought they’d scam their way out of trouble. But no, the court said, “Nope!” 🚫💸

Crypto Chaos Explosion

“The Honourable Singapore High Court declined to clap for our fancy-pants restructuring plan,” WazirX tweeted, probably trying to sell it with a big smile and a wink, but everyone saw right through it. Ooops! 😅

Despite the courtroom slapstick, WazirX vowed, “We’re still in this thing!” and promised to keep fighting—maybe throwing legal noodles against the wall to see what sticks. They say assets are safe; creditors are happy—sure, just keep telling yourselves that while the community screams, “Scam! Scam! 🕵️‍♂️”

Community Claps Back: WazirX Gets the “Scam” Slap! 🥊

Oh, the fans are furious! Crying foul and accusing WazirX of dragging this drama on longer than a Mel Brooks musical—delays since February 2025? That’s just classic Hollywood. “This isn’t a delay, it’s a scam wrapped like a gift in court drama,” yelled poor Netti Mittal. And believe me, nobody’s buying the fake “transparency” act anymore. 🎩✨

If WazirX didn’t hide stuff from Singapore courts, maybe they’d get approved. But no, they had a sneaky plan to fool everyone, and guess what? They got caught!

So, if you wanna blame someone, blame the WazirX team—they’re the real Houdinis here.

—Aditya Singh (@CryptooAdy) June 4, 2025

Now, hold onto your crypto wallets because they’re popping up a “new” name—Zensui—and jet-setting to Panama, like some shady vacation. “We’re just relocating, nothing to see here,” they say. Yeah, right! Using fancy legal mumbo jumbo, they’re trying to slip out, like a bad magician hiding the rabbit—and the coins. 🐇💸

And the crowd? They’re not having it. Calling for arrests, calling for justice, calling for someone to unlock their “stolen” funds. Who’s on the chopping block? The big boss—CEO Nischal Shetty, the supposed magician-in-chief. 🧙‍♂️

Once a SCAMMER, always a SCAMMER 🤷🏻
Oh, they’re pulling the ol’ switcheroo again! From Zettai to Zensui, Singapore to Panama – talk about a world tour of trouble! ✈️🌎
Singapore banned unlicensed crypto crooks? No problem! Run away, hide, and change your name! 🫠
Arrest Nischal Shetty NOW! 🎭🔒

—Abhi (@Abhi_Tenet) June 5, 2025

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2025-06-05 15:03