Ah, dear reader, assemble and lend thine ear! For in a land most cryptic and perplexed—named Web3, forsooth—the valiant guilds of Immunefi and Dedaub have resolved to join swords (erm, “security platforms”) in valiant pursuit. Their grand quest: to transform the newborn marvel, the security commandery Magnus, into a fortress beset with artifice and wit!
What doth this alliance protect? A mere pittance—just a trifling $220 billion. (One wonders, do they accept IOUs?) Dedaub, having guarded the coffers of such illustrious houses as Ethereum Foundation, Coinbase, and the mysterious Chainlink (still no actual silver chains, regrettably), now bestows its arcane auditing on this venture. One might say their resume is thicker than a blockchain ledger.
Lo and behold! Their pronouncement arrives: An onchain firewall! Real-time threat detection! Picture an army of tiny sentinels zipping along the digital ramparts, brooms in hand, sweeping away pickpockets and ne’er-do-wells before you can say “front-running sandwich attack.” 🍞
Now, Magnus—the nascent knight of this tale—presents itself as the one-stop shop for all things secure: audits, bounties, network watchmen, and, of course, the mighty firewall. Meanwhile, Dedaub’s onchain barrier is fueled not by mere magic, but artificial intelligence. (Because nothing says “future-proof” like a robot with a trust fund.)
“Together, we’re building a firewall purpose-built for web3 — designed to proactively block exploits before they can compromise vulnerable contracts. This Firewall is a practical step toward making protocol defenses more automatic and more reliable,” quoth Neville Grech, co-founder and, perhaps, secret dramatist of Dedaub.
By this alliance, Dedaub’s collection of might—over 200 audits, real-time smart contract monitoring, and enough decompilation tools to make an alchemist weep—shall meld into Magnus’s sinews. Actionable alerts? Automation? But of course, for what is a castle without a moat that throws rocks by itself? 🪨
And do not forget, dear reader, Plume Network hath joined as Magnus’s inaugural celebrant—an “RWA” platform, which, in plain terms, is much ado about tangible objects (and less ado about vapor).
Yet, ‘tis not all bouquets and garlands. The crypto realm, ever beset by knaves, recently saw hack losses swell—nay, bulge!—to a staggering $1.74 billion in the first quadrimester of 2025. Fourfold that of 2024! January alone, so the bards recount, saw a leap nine times over, thanks in part to Bybit’s most generous “redistribution event” ($1.5 billion, a true collector’s item).
Through Immunefi’s generosity, some $115 million hath rained upon security sleuths (some sleuthier than others). Supposedly, their art and craft have averted losses totalling more than $25 billion. Though whether this was by keen wit or by frightening would-be hackers with existential dread, history remaineth silent. 🧐
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