In a move that would make Dostoevsky raise an eyebrow, a shadowy figure—dubbed a “whale” by those who dare whisper its name—transferred 5 trillion SHIB tokens (or roughly $70 million) from Coinbase Institutional to a freshly minted on-chain vault. The tokens now slumber there, unmoved as a tsar’s winter palace, hinting at a long-term hold that leaves the market clutching its pearls. As if orchestrated by fate, this grand gesture coincided with SHIB’s 11% nosedive to $0.00001343, a price so pitiful it could make a pawnbroker weep. One might call it a ballet of chaos—where crypto’s eternal spring meets winter’s icy grip. 🐳📉 The whale, of course, remains silent, leaving investors to ponder: is this a lullaby for SHIB or a prelude to a digital gold rush? Only time—and perhaps a stronger cup of tea—will tell.
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