What This Dogecoin Developer’s Tweet REALLY Means! 🤯🐕💥

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In the boundless, improbably quirky universe of cryptocurrency, one of the Dogecoin foundation’s finest (and perhaps slightly eccentric) developers has delivered a warning that sounds suspiciously like a cautionary note from the Hitchhiker’s Guide. It appears that in a galaxy not too far away, some interstellar tricksters are trying to hitch a ride on Dogecoin’s meteoric fame.

Through the magic of a tweet—yes, that small missive capable of causing intergalactic ripples—our intrepid developer, inevitable360, has sent a message to all cosmic travelers of the Doge community.

⚠️ Beware, dear intergalactic Doges! ⚠️

Anyone promoting a token (it’s not a coin akin to the venerable Dogecoin or Bitcoin, because it lacks its own spaceship—er, blockchain) should be regarded as a scheme of cosmic proportions. Tread carefully when encountering oddities like #Dogevan and similar marvels of dubious innovation.

If someone…

— inevitable360 (@inevitable360) April 12, 2025

Our gallant developer reminds us that if a character in our crypto-dramedy is hawking tokens (those crypto-assets hitching a ride on someone else’s blockchain rather than having their own starship), it’s best to regard them as a member of the infamous scheme crew. After all, if the promotion sounds as sticky as a Vogon’s sense of verse, you might want to steer clear.

In true interstellar wisdom, inevitable360 quipped, “If someone really wants to help others or rescue dogs—even in a universe bursting with improbability—a token is about as necessary as a towel on a sunny day in Milliways.” Clearly, Dogecoin’s recent progress has lit up the cosmic signs of hope among its faithful crew.

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Last Friday, the Dogecoin Foundation announced, with a hint of bemused nonchalance, the launch of Libdogecoin version 0.1.4—an essential C library that promises to simplify the integration of Dogecoin into various odd and end applications. Imagine it as the intergalactic user guide for getting your crypto engines revving.

Since the ancient (and by ancient, we mean February 2024) release of 0.1.3, a plethora of improvements have been made—from adding support for Dogebox and a quirky SPV PUP (a lightweight node service that prances around like it knows the secret of life) to refining key management as if it were the locking mechanism on the universe’s own improbability drive. The new release even brings Intel and ARM performance enhancements, REST API extensions for the SPV node, expanded secure enclave support, and introduces YubiKey hardware key storage (consider it your digital equivalent of a well-cared-for towel).

In a twist that would make even the most stoic of interplanetary bureaucrats raise an eyebrow, 21Shares—one of the universe’s largest issuers of cryptocurrency exchange-traded products—announced an exclusive liaison with the House of Doge. Together, they plan to launch a Dogecoin ETP, which is set to debut on the SIX Swiss Exchange under the ticker DOGE. Yes, even in this madcap cosmos, some semblance of order prevails.

Meanwhile, the Dogecoin Foundation is tinkering away on Fractal Engine, an open-source sidechain protocol project. This brilliant contraption aims to enable fractionalized tokens, such as NFTs and real-world assets, to be stored off the main blockchain. The idea is to keep the Layer 1 blockchain as lean and uncluttered as a well-organized spaceship—because who needs cosmic clutter when you’ve got stellar adventures to embark upon?

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2025-04-13 12:45