Key Takeaways
Why does CFTC want to include stablecoins in derivatives markets?
To offer us the miracle of 24/7 settlement-because who wants sleep when you have liquidity management and innovation knocking on your door?
When will CFTC’s tokenized asset plan go live?
Patience, citizen. After the grand ceremony of public opinion concludes by October 20th, the secrets will be revealed.
The great U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission, the stalwart protector of markets-now doubling down on crypto. Not with caution, but with the reckless hope of adding stablecoins and tokenized assets as collateral in those hallowed regulated derivatives arenas.
On September 23rd, CFTC’s Chair Caroline D. Pham pronounced-a herald of progress-that tokenized markets have arrived like an unstoppable revolution. Listen to her words, etched in stone (or at least typed in a press release):
“The public has spoken: tokenized markets are here, and they are the future. For years, I have said that collateral management is the ‘killer app’ for stablecoins in markets.”
Crypto leaders hail the move
Traditionally, weary traders clutched onto cash and government securities like T-bills as if they were the last loaf of bread. Now, the gates open to stablecoins and tokenized assets-because why use boring old cash when you can have digital tokens?
Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino spun it as a win for America’s global finance crown, claiming:
“Stablecoins, now a nearly $300 billion global market, are becoming a core building block of modern finance by enabling faster settlement, deeper liquidity, and greater market resilience.”
Ripple’s very own envoy of stablecoins, Jack McDonald, nodded wisely, promising “greater efficiency and transparency” in a market that already buzzes with rumor and speculation.
Coinbase and Circle representatives chimed in, backing these dreams of financial innovation like a well-oiled choir singing at the CFTC’s new gospel.
But why stop at stablecoins? No, no. Crypto.com’s CEO Kris Marszalek, a visionary of our times, pondered aloud the holy grail:
“We support the recommendations advanced by the GMAC related to the use of non-cash collateral, including BTC and CRO, to satisfy regulatory margin requirements.”
Ondo [ONDO] Finance, purveyors of tokenized assets, declared this move would blur the lines between the dusty old world of traditional finance and the shimmering new realm of tokens-like mixing vodka and water, but slightly more sophisticated.

Since August, the agency’s “Crypto Sprint”-a term that suggests urgency but feels more like a never-ending marathon-has unleashed regulatory initiatives designed to realize President Donald Trump’s digital asset vision. Or at least to nod approvingly in that direction.
CFTC has even blessed the listing of spot crypto trading on national and futures exchanges, presumably to show they mean business (or at least appearance of business).
They have cozied up to the SEC’s “Project Crypto” in a regulatory dance-two bureaucracies twirling in delicate harmony to decide who watches over what.
In fact, a joint roundtable is set for September 29-to harmonize regulatory dissonance, or perhaps just to exchange polite veiled insults.
In conclusion, dear reader, the CFTC awaits your sage input by October 20th before forging new laws in this wild tokenized frontier-marching boldly ahead into the future with a wink and a sarcastic smile. 🧐💼
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