In a twist that could only be described as a cosmic joke, former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried has been unceremoniously dispatched to solitary confinement. This was, of course, after he had the audacity to participate in an interview with the illustrious right-wing commentator Tucker Carlson—an act that prison authorities apparently deemed as rebellious as trying to teach a goldfish to ride a bicycle. 🐟🚲
“This particular interview was not approved,” a representative for the Bureau of Prisons informed The New York Times on March 7, as if they were announcing the latest episode of a soap opera rather than a serious matter involving a man in a jumpsuit.
According to a source who was briefed on the situation (and probably had a cup of tea while doing so), after Bankman-Fried’s tête-à-tête with Carlson hit the digital airwaves, he was promptly sent to solitary confinement at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center. This is the same place where he has been residing since August 2023, presumably enjoying the ambiance of four walls and a ceiling.
The Bureau of Prisons, in its infinite wisdom, has strict rules about who can chat with inmates and how they can do so. It’s almost as if they think inmates might start a podcast or something equally scandalous.
The interview, which was published on Carlson’s YouTube channel on March 6, has racked up a staggering 730,425 views. Clearly, the public is more interested in this than the latest cat video. 🐱
During this riveting exchange with Carlson, Bankman-Fried shared his thoughts on prison life since his sentencing and his rather optimistic views on crypto regulation in the US. Because, why not? Who wouldn’t want to discuss financial regulations while contemplating the meaning of life in a cell?
In a moment of sheer audacity, Bankman-Fried declared to Carlson that he didn’t think he was “a criminal.” This is akin to a cat saying it doesn’t think it’s a predator while eyeing a mouse. 🐭
While Carlson didn’t directly inquire whether Bankman-Fried was expecting a pardon from US President Donald Trump, he did seem rather open to some Republican ideas during their chat. Perhaps he was just trying to keep the conversation lively.
Fast forward to September 2024, when lawyers representing Bankman-Fried filed an appeal for his seven felony counts and a 25-year prison sentence. Because nothing says “I’m innocent” quite like a 102-page legal brief filled with more twists than a pretzel factory.
In this lengthy document, the lawyers claimed that the former FTX CEO was “never presumed innocent,” and that he was subjected to scrutiny that allegedly affected prosecutors, the presiding judge, and even the media. It’s a wonder they didn’t blame the weather too.
This is a developing story, and as the universe continues to spin in its chaotic dance, further information will be added as it becomes available. Stay tuned, folks! 🌌
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2025-03-08 07:03