In a twist no one saw coming-except perhaps the pigeons outside the stock exchange-Donald Trump-affiliated World Liberty Financial [WLFI] surged a staggering 23
The price, like a lethargic bureaucrat, moved sideways for a day, yet whispered promises of future glory-or perhaps just indigestion. Who can say?
At the time of this writing, WLFI had gained a modest 0.70
WLFI’s Price Action: A Comedy in Three Acts 🎭
According to AMBCrypto’s technical analysis-conducted, no doubt, with the same precision as a fortune teller’s tea leaves-WLFI had breached its key resistance at $0.166, a level it had been flirting with since October 2025. Now, it lingers, as if waiting for an invitation to the next party.
Should WLFI remain above $0.166, it might soar 28
Investors: Bullish or Just Confused? 🐂❓
Despite WLFI’s bullish theatrics, traders and investors seemed as hesitant as a cat near a bathtub. CoinGlass reported $3.28 million in inflows-likely preparing for a sell-off, or perhaps just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.
Intraday traders, ever the gamblers, had built $2.55 million in longs and $3.01 million in shorts-because why pick a side when you can lose money both ways? 🎰
All signs pointed to bearish sentiment-or perhaps just existential dread. Who’s to say?
Final Musings (Because Conclusions Are Overrated) 🤔
- WLFI broke resistance-huzzah! But volume is down, and traders look ready to bolt. 🏃♂️
- The market, like life, is absurd. Invest accordingly. 🎩
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2026-01-06 11:07