TL;DR
- Thumzup has traded in its one-trick Bitcoin gig for a wild $250M crypto extravaganza—now playing with altcoins and stablecoins because, well, why not? 😉
- Trump Jr. throws in a cool $4M while new U.S. crypto laws are basically giving everyone a high-five. Because nothing says “momentum” like a sprinkle of Trump glamour. 😂
- XRP rockets to $3.65 and Thumzup’s shares are up 267% since January. Because in crypto, why settle for a slow burn when you can have a rollercoaster? 🚀
Thumzup Expands Crypto Holdings Beyond Bitcoin
Thumzup Media Corporation (fancy name alert!) has just blessed us with a $250M plan to diversify its crypto portfolio. No more being a Bitcoin-only babe—they’re now cozying up to altcoins like XRP, USDC, ETH, SOL, DOGE, and LTC. Because, apparently, variety is the new black (or should we say, the new blockchain?). 😉
Previously, Thumzup was just a Bitcoin baby with 19 BTC (about $2.3M) in its digital crib. Now they’re shaking things up, allocating funds based on market mood swings and some oh-so-secret internal risk rules. Because if life were predictable, who would need crypto? 💸
CEO Points to U.S. Policy Shifts and Market Access
Chief Executive Robert Steele is all about timing. “As the U.S. tiptoes toward crypto-friendly policies and clearer regulations, Thumzup is ready to be the belle of the blockchain ball,” he declared. Because nothing screams “innovation” like a strategic pivot right when Uncle Sam gives you a nod. 😏
“By diversifying our crypto portfolio, we’re optimally positioned to create value for our shareholders—because, let’s face it, nothing says ‘visionary’ like a well-timed pivot,” he added, in all his corporate sass.
This bold move conveniently follows the rollout of two new crypto bills: the GENIUS Act and the CLARITY Act. Because what’s a revolution without a bit of legislative fanfare? 🔥
Trump Jr. Investment and Trading Activity Drive Momentum
Earlier, Donald Trump Jr. decided to join the crypto circus by acquiring 350,000 shares in Thumzup Media, valued at around $4M. And his brother Eric is listed as an advisor to Dominari Securities, which just arranged a $6M private placement. Because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that a sprinkle of Trump glamour never hurts. 😎
Meanwhile, Thumzup shares are now trading at $12.59, having climbed 84% over the past month and a whopping 267% since January. Because in the world of crypto, why settle for a gentle incline when you can ride the hype train? 🎢
Thumzup operates a platform that lets users earn money by sharing sponsored posts on social media. Activity is tracked via their in-house dashboard, and payouts are typically made via PayPal—though they’re now flirting with crypto-based options. Because if there’s one thing we love, it’s a little old-school-meets-new-school magic. 💸
Meanwhile, XRP recently hit a new all-time high of $3.65, only to settle at $3.42 at press time—marking a 26% increase over the past week. Because in crypto, why have a steady climb when you can have a thrilling rollercoaster ride? 🙃
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2025-07-20 08:49