Oh, the bears are out in full force, snacking on crypto like it’s a buffet of doom. 🐻💸 The total market cap? A sad, crumpled receipt, down $130 billion. What a way to start the week!
Bitcoin? It took a hit, dropping 3% – because even the king can’t escape the chaos. But the altcoins? They’re all having a meltdown, like a toddler at a birthday party. 🥺
Ethereum’s down 6%, BNB’s playing hide-and-seek with 4.5%, and SOL? It’s hiding in a ditch. Meanwhile, most big caps are trading at discounts so deep, they’re practically in a cave. 🕳️
Only two tokens in the top 50 are smiling: TONCOIN and ENA. The rest? Crying into their pillows. 🛏️
Ripple’s XRP? It’s the hero we don’t deserve, only down 1.2% – because even in a crypto apocalypse, it’s got style. 🦸♂️ According to Coinbase, XRP’s Q2 report says it’s the new hotness, surpassing ETH in trading revenue. Because who doesn’t want to be the life of the party? 🎉
Today’s worst performers? HYPE, CRV, and SPX – they’re the saddest of the sad, dropping like a stone. Crypto’s version of a tragic love story. 💔
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2025-08-02 00:07