So now, apparently, all the big, fancy financial guys are tripping over themselves to jump into crypto. Yeah, the suits. They’re about as cool as your uncle who just discovered TikTok.
Look at this: Traditional finance and crypto? Together? It’s like putting ketchup on sushi—doesn’t make sense, but hey, people are doing it! Welcome to the future, I guess.
Stocks, Crypto, Stablecoins… Oh My!
Futu Securities out in Hong Kong—you heard of them? They’re basically saying, “Hey, let’s toss crypto deposits in there, see what happens!” I mean, why not? You can now use Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and good ol’ USDT to trade stocks in the US, Hong Kong, and Japan. You wanna buy some shares of a Japanese robot company with Ethereum? Mazel tov, you’re living the dream! USDT, USDC—let’s just slap some more letters together, call it finance.
“Internet securities dealers are counting down to their large-scale entry into the cryptocurrency world and access to stablecoins,” says some X user named _FORAB. I don’t know who that is, but apparently, they’re very excited. Maybe too excited.
Now we got Techcombank Securities in Vietnam getting in on the act. They tossed a whole “crypto price board” onto their platform. Not even trading yet—just a board. It’s like putting up a big menu at a restaurant but not serving any food… “Here’s what you could’ve had, enjoy staring at the prices!”
But hey, it’s got people talking, especially all those folks in Vietnam who love their digital assets. Smart move! Or maybe it’s just FOMO marketing. Gotta keep up with the neighbors, right?
Vietnam is all in on crypto—like, 21% of internet users have some digital cash stuffed under their e-mattress. So TCBS is using that to look cool ahead of their IPO. Pump those numbers! You want investors? Flaunt that crypto board (even if you can’t touch anything on it yet).
The Great Experiment: Why Are We Doing This?
All this crypto trial nonsense? Yeah, it actually means something. First off, it’s like the nerdy kid finally getting an invite to the cool kids’ party. Crypto? You’re in the club now. Congratulations.
Second, let’s face it, these firms are just desperate to look hip with all the youngsters. “See, we can handle blockchain! We’re with it! We’re cool!” I mean, if you want Gen Z to care, you’ve gotta throw some coins and a side of meme stocks at them.
And third, the suits are less terrified of crypto now. Oh sure, Bitcoin’s all over the place, but if you throw in a stablecoin, suddenly everyone’s sleeping better at night. “It’s not volatile—relax! Your money won’t have a meltdown like your in-laws at Thanksgiving.”
Look around! Visa is in the game, Bank of America is peeking over the fence, even PayPal and Revolut want a piece. Stripe is probably on the phone with someone going, “How do we get in before everyone ruins it?” Everyone’s chasing stablecoins like they’re giving away free Teslas. Next up, your grandma wants to know if she can buy her prescription meds with Dogecoin. (She probably can—don’t encourage her.)
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