In Saint Petersburg, or perhaps some other foggy city where cryptographic whisperings linger in every alley, the esteemed gentlemen at Chainlink—those grand conjurers of oracle-propelled speculation—have donned their fanciest coats and paraded forth with proclamations worthy of the tsar himself: “Chainlink Rewards!” they cry (one suspects with a dash of vodka trembling in hand).
Not content with their usual alchemy, they’ve enlisted an accomplice—Space and Time, an institution whose name alone suggests the involvement of either philosophers or particularly enthusiastic watchmakers. Sensing a hint of Dostoevskian mystery, they announce that 4% of Space and Time’s enormous SXT token treasure chest (that’s 200 million SXT, in case you missed it, you absent-minded petitioner!) shall be rained down upon worthy LINK Stakers. Here’s where it becomes spicy: if you’ve been found fiddling diligently with your LINK, the first delicious morsel of 100 million coins will fall into your lap starting on the 8th day of May, 2025. Season Genesis begins—an occasion, one imagines, for much song, dance, and frenzied refreshing of your digital wallets.
But—ah!—one cannot simply stumble in and snatch these digital kopecks. No, you must have staked. You must have been attentive (not like that lazy Ivan who lost his tokens after three days chasing stray chickens). Only the most faithful, who have demonstrated their devotion by their glorious “staking history”, will find themselves bathed in the golden rain of SXT.
And what will this achieve? “Community engagement,” they say. “Synergy!” cries another, twirling his mustache. Projects will expand, partnerships will bloom, and somewhere, a babushka may finally understand blockchain. Or perhaps not. Nevertheless, grab your boots, check your wallets, and prepare for a rewards season more thrilling than losing your overcoat in a Petersburg snowstorm! 🪙😆
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