You Won’t Believe What Happened to the Tornado Cash Guy! 😲

Alright, folks, buckle up because this story is a wild ride! 🎢 Alexey Pertsev, the Tornado Cash developer, has been on one heck of a legal rollercoaster. 🎢

After being thrown in the slammer back in August 2022 (talk about a buzzkill, am I right?), the guy finally got a break when a Dutch court suspended his pretrial detention on February 6th. 🙌 But don’t get too excited, because he’s still under house arrest, which is basically like being grounded by your parents. 🏠

Now, the reason Pertsev was in the clink in the first place? Apparently, the Dutch court found him guilty of money laundering back in May 2024. 💰 But get this, the developers of Tornado Cash had no control over the funds that passed through the protocol. 🤯 Talk about a case of “guilty by association” if I ever saw one!

But wait, there’s more! The US government also got in on the action, slapping Tornado Cash with sanctions in the same month Pertsev was detained. 🤦‍♂️ Apparently, they thought the service was being used to launder over $7 billion in illicit funds. 💸

However, in a surprising twist, the US Fifth Circuit Appeals Court ruled that the government overstepped its authority in sanctioning Tornado Cash’s immutable contracts. 🤯 And just last month, the US District Court for the Western District of Texas overturned the sanctions altogether. 🎉

So, in the end, it looks like Pertsev and Tornado Cash are coming out on top, despite all the legal drama. 👏 But hey, at least he’s got a good story to tell at parties, right? 🍻

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2025-02-08 00:40