You Won’t Believe What Worldcoin Just Did in the US (And What It Means For $WLD) 😳🚀

In the twilight of crumbling certainties, Worldcoin stands—one dollar, ironclad, defiant. The markets mutter like resentful bureaucrats; bearish winds drift by, but the WLD bulls, red-eyed and lacking sleep (and perhaps even hope), still trudge forward. They prop up this beast, unwilling to let its legs buckle. A rally in crypto—one might as well bet on good weather in Siberia, but the technicians (those modern soothsayers) are convinced: the price might just rise, defying both math and common sense. What marvels lie ahead? What absurdities will tomorrow’s chart bring?

Lo and behold! Worldcoin marches into America—the proud land where coins once jingled and now merely bewitch. The project, led by none other than Sam Altman (yes, that Sam Altman, who probably never sleeps, either), has arrived in six states. Atlanta, Austin, Los Angeles, Miami, Nashville, San Francisco—each a chapter in an epic poorly reviewed by history’s sternest critics. They even have an Orb. Not a secret police orb, mind you, just one for confirming you’re real and deserve a handful of coins. What a time to be alive—now, both your identity and your wallet can be scanned! The demand is rising; the market’s bullish cries are so loud you’d think it was feeding time at the Moscow zoo. 🦁


Peer into the weekly chart—ah, the numbers, as bleak and mysterious as a Russian winter. The price, like a prisoner reaching the end of the line, now finds unexpected rescuers. The buying force grows, the price vaults over Ichimoku’s conversion line—strange words for strange days. Should the trend climb on, the bullish crossover will arrive, unexpected as an early spring thaw, and might even make hardened traders believe in miracles (or at least better coffee). Even the MACD, that old lich of technical analysis, signals hope—selling pressure falters, buying volume creeps up… Could surge be on the horizon or merely another cruel joke?

Coinbase, not to be left out, lists WLD for the American crowd—finally, a token to talk about at dinner parties, right after the weather and before politics. Volume, they claim, will soar. Some dreamers mutter of a mythical rally past the $2.2 to $2.4 checkpoint, perhaps even to $4. Double bottom pattern, they say—though some remember double rations promised, double rations never delivered. Will it break out, rise to double digits? Or will it settle back, content to haunt the $1 line like an old ghost? One thing is certain: no matter what, someone, somewhere, will write a very serious report about it.

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2025-05-01 19:09