You’ll Never Guess Which Crypto Whale Is Hoarding Coins—But It’s Not Shiba Or ETH!

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If you’ve ever wanted to watch anxiety in real time, look no further than Ethereum‘s slow-motion price surge, currently slouching around the $1,813 mark. Apparently, supply on exchanges is drying up faster than boxed wine at Thanksgiving with my family—which is a bullish sign, unless you’re actually thirsty.

But over in the limelight (or possibly just a well-lit basement somewhere), BlockDAG (BDAG) is staging a presale so dramatic it might as well come with a reality TV host and a tearful confessional. Enter “Buyer Battles”—think ‘big spender Olympics,’ where daily whales compete for piles of BDAG coins, and everyone else pretends it’s all very normal and not the financial equivalent of The Hunger Games. $225.5 million raised across 28 batches, 19.6 billion tokens sold, and not a single camera crew in sight—truly, a missed opportunity for Bravo.

So, is SHIB nodding off, ETH flexing quietly, or BlockDAG doing the full striptease? Let’s ignore moderation and see how this circus plays out.

Shiba Inu: Price Up, Party Down

Shiba Inu managed a breakthrough—0.34% up, now trading at $0.00001339, which is actually $0.00 followed by another long yawn from investors. Daily trade volume is down to $170 million (cue single dramatic violin). 2.38% gain on the week—so what, you wore real pants to work twice. That’s the level of excitement we’re observing here.

Like an introvert at a networking event, Shiba Inu’s trade volume slump signals everyone is waiting for someone else to do something interesting. Until then, SHIB is just sipping punch and hoping no one asks it to dance.

The Ethereum Show: Now with Extra Confidence

Ethereum, meanwhile, is circling $1,813, brimming with technical confidence and the unwavering optimism of your uncle who insists he “almost invested in Apple in the ’80s.” ETH on exchanges is dwindling, which some insist means “long-term confidence”—or maybe everyone just forgot their passwords. The lower Exchange Supply Ratio hints that no one wants to part with ETH unless there’s actual moonlight involved. Possibly also because the moon is less crowded than crypto Twitter.

To up the ante, shorts keep getting squeezed out of existence. ETH just needs to clear that annoyingly precise $1,836–$1,850 resistance and boom, probably $2,000, or at least a dozen new memes. Apparently, this is all very “bullish.” The only thing more bullish is an actual bull, charging your neighbor’s vegetable garden.🐮

BlockDAG Buyer Battles: Crypto’s Answer to The Price Is Right

Then there’s BlockDAG, running its Buyer Battles like the world’s most exclusive slot machine. Every day, someone with the deepest pockets gets a mountain of leftover BDAG, and everyone else gets—well, FOMO and maybe carpal tunnel from refreshing the leaderboard. Whales are lining up like it’s Black Friday, dropping wads of cash for the daily jackpot.

The setup is simple: buy big or go home. Win, and you get extra tokens from the “losers”; lose, and you can always try again tomorrow by mortgaging your optimism. No dull days here—unless you foolishly try to explain it to your parents, in which case dullness will find you instead.

The scoreboard? $225.5 million raised, 19.6 billion tokens sold, batch after batch vanishing into the crypto ether. Started at $0.0262, now at $0.0019, and if you’re asking, “Is this too good to be true?” well, you’ve clearly never been to Vegas.

Don’t walk away empty handed, though. At $0.0019 with a promised $0.05 listing, “mathematicians” everywhere are scribbling 2,531% ROI on napkins, nodding sagely, and probably forgetting to tip the waitress.

Who’s Actually Winning This Crypto Existence?

This week, SHIB is politely clapping for itself, ETH is stretching before the big (maybe) run, but BlockDAG is shotgunning Red Bulls and taking home the prizes like a caffeinated raccoon. If there’s momentum, it’s wearing a BlockDAG jersey and waving a foam finger.

Special price of $0.0019 ends May 13. After that, so does your shot at telling your accountant you “almost retired at 35.” BlockDAG isn’t in the crypto conversation; it’s leading it, occasionally yelling.

Presale: https://purchase.blockdag.network

Website: https://blockdag.network

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2025-05-05 05:17