- Oh darling, Pepe’s about to break out like me after three espressos at $0.0000078 🎭
- A whopping 3.94% gain this week – basically the cryptocurrency equivalent of finding coins in your sofa 🛋️
Look, I’m not saying Pepe [PEPE] is having its main character moment, but… *breaks fourth wall* it kind of is. This cheeky little frog has bounced from $0.0000052 (basically nothing) to $0.0000075 (slightly more than basically nothing). I mean, counting all these zeros is like trying to remember my ex-boyfriends’ birthdays. 🐸
Right now, as I’m having this existential crisis about reporting on decimal points, Pepe’s trading at $0.0000073. Yes, that’s above its 200-day Simple Moving Average, which is about as simple as my love life. Not. 📈
We’re looking at a 3.94% weekly increase. *stares directly into camera* I know, contain your excitement. 🎭
Oh, would you look at that? Pepe’s pulled off a golden cross. It’s like when you finally match with someone decent on Tinder – rare but exciting! ✨
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*whispers to camera* If this goes wrong, I’m blaming Mercury retrograde. But if it hits $0.0000078, I’m taking full credit. That’s just how I roll. 🎲
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