In the shadow of Tokyo’s towering skyscrapers, Metaplanet Inc. has woven a tapestry of digital gold, adding a hearty 696 BTC to its coffers in the first fiscal quarter of 2025.
Oh, the cunning! Using options like a seasoned trader, Metaplanet has managed to snip the price tags off their Bitcoin bounty, now boasting a total of 4,046 BTC. 🚀
Behold, the alchemy of finance! The firm turned a neat profit of 770,351,229 yen in premiums, enough to make a Scrooge McDuck swim in yen instead of gold.
With an average acquisition cost of 14,586,230 yen per bitcoin, Metaplanet has shown that it’s not just about buying low and selling high—it’s about buying smart and selling… well, even smarter. 😏
But wait, there’s more! The company’s Bitcoin Yield is a sight to behold—41.7%, 309.8%, and a stunning 95.6% over successive quarters. It’s like watching a gardener grow money instead of tomatoes. 🌱💸
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2025-04-02 05:58