Well, folks, the good olā United States has gone and done it againāslapped tariffs on the world like itās a pesky fly at a picnic. And the folks over at Nansen? Theyāre tellinā us to hold our horses and not go pokinā the bear. š»
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View Urgent ForecastSeems their advice is to not tangle with the marketās version of a wild bronco. Best to sit tight, they say, and wait for some sense to settle in trade talks, job stats, and what the Federal Reserveās cookinā up next.
This here note, passed around like a hot potato at a church social, cropped up after President Trump decided to shake things up with some dandy new tariffsāstartinā at a measly 10% and jumpinā like a frog on a griddle for places like China, Japan, and Vietnam.
And once you factor in the exceptions, you might be lookinā at rates thatād make a pickpocket blushāup to 50%! And it all kicks off as early as April 5th, so mark your calendars, folks!
Stocks Take a Dive
The marketās reaction was quicker than a cat on a hot tin roof. U.S. small caps led the charge in a sell-off thatād make a gold rush look like a Sunday stroll. Cryptoās feelinā queasy, the dollarās droopinā like a wilted flower, and the yield curveās flatteninā out like a pancakeāsignaling that a recession might be aāknockinā at the door. Nansenās thinkinā weāre in for a spell of stagflationāgrowth as lively as a dead horse with prices jumpinā like a kangaroo on a pogo stick.
āThese are dicey times, what with the tariff uncertainty makinā more ripples than a stone in a pond,ā says Nansenās top-notch analyst, Aurelie Barthere. āWeāre talkinā about a heap of countries with economies more tangled than a plate of spaghetti.ā
Now, Canada and Mexico seem to have dodged the bullet, thanks to the USMCAālike beinā the last one picked for a game of dodgeball. But the big Asian exporters and parts of the Eurozone? Theyāre facinā trade barriers taller than the Eiffel Tower. Most governments aināt hollerinā for a fight, though. Japanās optinā for talkinā it out, and the Eurozoneās chewinā the fat over everything from digital taxes to LNG imports.
Back home, the economic dataās as clear as mud. Manufacturing and services are teeter-totterinā on the edge of growth, while the price index is shootinā up like a rocketāraisinā eyebrows and inflation fears. The job numbers are holdinā up, but layoffs in auto, retail, and tech are like a skunk at a garden party.
Cryptoās Rough Ride
Cryptoās not sittinā pretty neither. Bitcoin and Ethereum are lookinā weaker than a kitten in a room full of rocking chairs, with ādeath crossesā lurkinā in the shadows. Solanaās already tumbled like a house of cards. āNow aināt the time to try and catch a falling anvil,ā Nansen warns.
In their humble opinion, itās time to sit on the bleachers and wait for a better day to step into the ring.
āDonāt go pickinā a fight with the market,ā they holler. āPatience is a virtue, and itās cheaper than a psychiatrist!ā
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2025-04-04 17:07