😱 US Gov Swaps BTC: A Tsar’s Cache in Motion? 🚚

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In the waning light of a Thursday, as the sun cast its final, forlorn gaze upon the earth, the grand edifice of the United States government, like a czar shifting his jewels, undertook a most curious maneuver. 🌟

With the flourish of a pen, or perhaps the tap of a keyboard, 97.34 of the elusive bitcoins, like serfs from the Sae-Heng lands, were uprooted from their digital dominion and sent forth into the vast expanse of the blockchain’s fields. 🚀

The grand exodus of the BTC from the imperial coffers.

“Lo!” declared Arkham Intelligence, the watchful eyes of the digital realm, “An $8.46M wind sweeps through the corridors of power, as the bitcoin makes its hasty retreat!” 🌪️

Before this tempest, the government’s hoard stood at a majestic 198,109 bitcoins. Yet, with this sudden redistribution, the coffers now clink with but 198,012 coins — a sum that still would make a pauper weep with envy. 🤑

From the wallet “bc1qeqk,” a mere pittance of 0.00011516 BTC, a beggar’s mite, was flung to “bc1qs0q,” while the lion’s share, 97.3358 BTC, worth its weight in gold, found refuge in the arms of “bc1q7qf.” 🦁💰

And so, as the world watches with bated breath, the federal hand, once thought to be heavy with inaction, has proven itself deft in the digital dance. 🕺

Alas, this is but a single step in the grand ballet of the blockchain, where every satoshi is a performer, and the audience, a chorus of speculators. 🎭

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2025-03-27 22:27