🚨 Crypto Drama Unfolds: Linear Finance Says ‘Bye-Bye’ After Binance Breakup! 🚨

So, here’s the tea 🍵: Linear Finance, your not-so-average decentralized asset protocol, is throwing in the towel. Why, you ask? Oh, just a tiny issue of running out of cash and Binance deciding LINA isn’t cool enough to stay on their platform. Classic.

They poured their hearts (and wallets) into this project since2019-2020, hoping for a fairy-tale ending. Spoiler alert: it didn’t happen. 🎈💔

Things got spicy 🌶️ when Binance was like, “Sorry, LINA, it’s not you, it’s me,” and gave them the boot on March28,2025. Cue the65% nosedive in market cap. Yikes.

Funding? Oh, just the founder’s life savings and some token selling here and there. Sustainable? About as much as a diet of only donuts. 🍩

But fear not, users! The Operations Team will swoop in with timelines and instructions. Because who doesn’t love a good step-by-step guide? 📚

‘Zero Transparency’ – The Sequel No One Asked For

Linear Finance wasn’t thrilled with Binance’s little surprise party. With all the newfangled voting they introduced, you’d think there’d be, I don’t know, a vote? Nope. Just a silent “see ya!”

They were like, “Where’s the warning? The vote? The courtesy text?” But alas, Binance ghosted them, along with AERGO, AST, BURGER, and COMBO. Ouch. 😬

Linear Finance Responds to Binance’s LINA Delisting

Today, we at Linear Finance were caught completely off guard by Binance’s decision to delist LINA effective March28th. Like many others, we first learned of this development via an official blog post, with no prior warning or…

— Linear Finance (@LinearFinance) March21,2025

LINA’s been on a bit of a rollercoaster, dropping5% in a day but hey, at least the trading volume’s up by30%! Silver linings, right? 🎢

Linear Finance joins the club of decentralized exchange drama, following Hyperliquid’s JELLY fiasco. Who’s next on the chopping block? Place your bets! 🎲

And in a heartfelt goodbye, they thanked everyone for believing in their vision. “Thanks for the memories, and may your crypto dreams come true,” they said, probably while holding back tears. Or maybe they were just cutting onions. 🧅💧

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