In what can only be described as a fever dream worthy of the Master and Margarita, dear reader, I witnessed the most peculiar scene in the grand theater of New York politics. Picture this: Assemblyman Clyde Vanel, possibly under the influence of some mysterious forces (or perhaps just the usual political madness 🤪), has conjured up a most curious piece of legislation.
Oh, what times we live in! The very same government that once chased after bootleggers now wants to accept magical internet money! 😂 And not just any digital coins, my dear friends, but the cream of the crypto crop: Bitcoin, Ethereum, Litecoin, and that rebellious offspring Bitcoin Cash. One can almost hear Woland himself chuckling at the irony.
But wait, there’s more! 🎭 In true bureaucratic fashion, these agencies (bless their little hearts) will graciously allow themselves to charge extra fees for the privilege of paying them in crypto. How generous! It’s like being charged for the pleasure of being charged, a truly Kafkaesque arrangement that would make even Behemoth purr with delight.
And who should be watching this whole spectacle from his golden tower? None other than President Trump himself, who has apparently transformed from a crypto-skeptic into some sort of digital asset messiah. The world truly has turned upside down, hasn’t it? 🙃
In a particularly delicious twist of fate, our dear Assemblyman Vanel, not content with just one piece of theatrical legislation, has produced another! Like a magician pulling rabbits from a hat, he’s now proposing to protect voter records with blockchain. Next, perhaps, we’ll be voting via memes and storing state secrets in NFTs! 🎪
Meanwhile, the SEC, that stern watchdog of Wall Street, has suddenly become as friendly as a puppy at a picnic, dropping lawsuits like hot potatoes. The market, that great cosmic joke, now sits at $2.66 trillion, probably wondering what peculiar human folly will entertain it next. 🎢
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2025-04-13 23:12