🚨 16 Blockchains Caught Red-Handed Freezing Funds! 🧊

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Well, I say, old bean, it appears the chaps at Bybit’s Lazarus Security Lab have been up to their usual shenanigans, poking their noses into no fewer than 166 blockchain networks. And what do they uncover? Lo and behold, 16 of these blighters have been caught with their trousers down, boasting built-in fund freezing capabilities! 😱 Not to be outdone, another 19 are sitting on the fence, ready to enable such tomfoolery with a mere tweak of their protocols. Talk about a frosty reception! 🧊

Now, the mechanisms, my dear reader, are as varied as Aunt Agatha’s collection of embarrassing hats. BNB Chain and VeChain, those scoundrels, have hardcoded logic-rather like Jeeves’ unshakeable resolve to keep me out of trouble. Sui and Aptos, on the other hand, rely on configuration file controls, which sounds frightfully bureaucratic, if you ask me. And HECO? Oh, they’re all about on-chain contract execution, which is just a fancy way of saying they’ve got their fingers in every pie. 🥧

All this has raised a few eyebrows-and not just because Bertie Wooster is involved. Decentralization and censorship resistance, once the darlings of the blockchain ball, are now looking rather like wallflowers, left to ponder their fate. Will they waltz back into the spotlight, or are they doomed to a life of sitting out the dance? Only time will tell, old sport. ⏳

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2025-11-12 15:35