Well, butter my biscuit and call me astonished! Upexi, Inc. (NASDAQ: UPXI), that plucky little consumer goods outfit with a hankering for digital trinkets, has gone and formed itself an advisory committee. And who’s at the helm, you ask? None other than Arthur Hayes, the co-founder of BitMEX and a man who’s danced with crypto more times than a cat has lives. 🕺💰
Upexi forms advisory committee, welcoming Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) as first member.
Arthur, CIO of @maelstromfund, brings a satchel full of digital asset and institutional finance know-how.
Committee aims to stir the pot, rattle the cages, and unlock the treasure chest for our $SOL hoard… 🗝️💎
– Upexi (@UpexiTreasury) August 12, 2025
Now, this committee ain’t just a bunch of folks sittin’ around twiddlin’ their thumbs. They’re fixin’ to leverage the expertise, connections, and shine of bigwigs from both the stodgy old finance world and the wild west of crypto. Their mission? To shake hands, kiss babies, and raise enough capital to make Upexi the belle of the Solana ball. 🌟💼
CEO Allan Marshall, bless his heart, reckons this is “a catalyst for Upexi’s next stage of growth.” He’s as proud as a peacock, sayin’ Hayes’ experience and reputation make him the perfect inaugural member. “It’ll stretch our legs in the Solana ecosystem and help us sing Solana’s praises to institutions and corporates,” he drawled. 🎤🦚
– Allan Marshall (@UpexiAllan) August 12, 2025
Hayes, currently CIO at Maelstrom (where he’s been countin’ his crypto coins), said his firm threw their hat in with Upexi months ago on account of its “clear treasury model expertise” and “risk-conscious approach.” He’s chompin’ at the bit to help “cement its position as the definitive Solana treasury company.” 🏗️💪
Pump Up The Mother Fucking Jamm!!!!!
– Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) August 12, 2025
Now, according to the latest gossip, Upexi’s sittin’ on a pile of roughly 1.9 million SOL tokens, and they’ve been schemin’ like a fox to expand their slice of the Solana pie. They even inked a $500 million equity line of credit with Alliance Global Partners, which they’ll use to scoop up more SOL and keep the lights on. 💸🔦
The Nasdaq-listed company promises more committee members are comin’ down the pike, along with fresh initiatives and content for their Solana strategy. So, stay tuned, folks-this here’s a show you won’t wanna miss! 🎭🚀
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2025-08-12 20:54