So, guess what? Dogecoin is now officially the king of underperformance – holding onto its all-time low more than a cat holds onto a laser pointer. Over 1,550 days of “hanging in there” while other cryptos are out there doing stuff. Crypto analyst VisionPulsed, who basically sounds like the math teacher you wish you had, warns that Dogecoin is stuck in what he lovingly calls a “bearish forever” pattern. Yep, forever. As in, forever ever. 🐻🔒
In his August 6 masterpiece of doom and gloom, he did a deep dive (like scuba-diving into the abyss deep) into Dogecoin’s price history, revealing that we’re officially breaking records – a Guinness World Record for “Most Days Below Peak.” First cycle? 1,200 days. Second? 1,126. And now? Over 1,550 days – a new milestone in what might be the world’s most overachieving slump.
His conclusion? It’s not just a phase. It’s structural, like that one closet you refuse to organize. Despite chatter about a liquidity miracle or macro magic, he’s not buying the hype. Nope.
His macro indicator of choice? The M2 money supply – basically, the amount of cash floating around in the economy. He’s tracked it for months, and while it bottomed out in June, that alone hasn’t caused Dogecoin to shoot for the stars. Shockingly.
“Global M2 bottomed, Dogecoin didn’t lift a finger,” he explains with a sigh. “It’s always bearish forever and ever – that’s just how DOGE rolls.” Meanwhile, Ethereum is apparently more sensitive to the M2, and is showing some signs of life, probably because it’s tired of Dogecoin’s stubbornness.
Choppy, sorta like your last relationship
VisionPulsed thinks Dogecoin is doing the crypto version of “ghosting”- lots of sideways, choppy trading that might (or might not) break out. He’s like, “If it holds these levels through mid-August, maybe, just maybe, we could see a rally.” But don’t hold your breath. His version of ‘bullish’ is pretty conditional – think of it as “maybe if all the planets align, or if a unicorn deposits some cash.”
He references fractals, old sentiment metrics, and retail exhaustion, basically saying, “If retail investors are low on energy, maybe that’s the bottom.” Or perhaps it’s just a fancy way of saying, “We’re all just waiting for the big fireworks.”
The Fantasy Endgame: $0.90 to $1.50 and beyond
Long-term? Sure, the guy’s got targets. Conservative estimate? Somewhere between 90 cents and $1.14 – the kind of numbers that make you nod politely while secretly thinking, “Yeah, right.” But for the true moon enthusiasts? He’s kinda like, “If the stars align, maybe $1.50 or even two bucks – but don’t get your hopes up. It’s probably two years away, or never.”
He’s also not promising any timelines, because apparently macro trends, velocity, and general hype need to get their act together first. So, party on the crypto front, or don’t. Details are fuzzy, and patience is basically the new black.
As the crypto year wobbles towards its end, he points out that markets tend to accelerate their final moves around November-December – because who doesn’t love a good Christmas miracle? Or just another reason to stare at charts and sip coffee.
Oh, and current status? DOGE is chilling at $0.206. Just enough to make you think, “Should I buy more or cry?” 🤷♀️
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