Well, slap my dog-gone tail and call me Mr. Whiskers-Kaal Dhairya, the head coder wrangler over at Shiba Inu, finally climbed down from his bean-bag throne to spit a little gospel about the LEASH caper. Seems them 7.621 billion folks furiously refreshing X got themselves a dandy of a tweetstorm: that shiny “fixed” supply of LEASH just sprouted an extra 10,765 nuggets overnight, plump as a possum in a persimmon tree. 🐶📈
Rebasing, Re-schmazing: They Opened the Back Door, Y’all!
Remember when we were promised the rebase button had been ripped off, stomped on, and thrown into the neighbor’s yappy Pomeranian’s yard? Uh-huh. Then August 11 rolls around like a drunk tumbleweed and-bam!-10,765 new LEASH pop outta thin air faster than a preacher’s promise on collection Sunday. Folks who thought their slice of the pie was nailed down tighter than a Missouri mule’s stubborn streak just learned it was more like cotton candy in a thunderstorm. 🌩️💸
Our man Kaal says some ghost-written “preauthorized contracts” had the keys to the mint all along-like leaving the cookie jar open and telling the kids it’s padlocked. Trust breached bigger than the Mississippi in flood season. And no surprise, Mr. Market started coughing up fur-balls at the mere mention of dilution.
Image still matters, so no touchin’ those pretty pictures on the page-let ’em sit pretty like a cat in a sunbeam. 
“Yep, we found the rebase pathway hiding like a coon-dog under the porch. Sorry, folks, we’ll get the broom.”
– Kaal (@kaaldhairya), probably wearing socks with sandals
Translation: the system looks more centralized than a Kansas City BBQ menu. If decentralization were a poker hand, this one’s a busted straight.
DAO Rides in on a Secondhand Horse: LEASH v2 or Bust
Next move? Hand it to the DAO, that grand experiment in letting the mob pretend they’re the sheriff. The proposal is slicker than a greased pig at the county fair: vote to chat up the original developer (maybe he’s sipping sweet tea on a porch somewhere) or scrap the whole ball of wax for a brand-new “LEASH v2” contract. Fancy audits, triple padlocks, and a note stuck to the fridge: “No rebasing, no funny business, no siree Bob.”
The town square-aka Discord & Telegram-is buzzing louder than a cicada convention. Some want the DAO galloping faster than a rumor at church supper, others demand to know if their precious BONE or SHIB tokens have similar trapdoors. And some dreamer actually asked if we could just CTRL+Z the supply back to yesterday-bless their optimistic little hearts.
Meanwhile, Lucie, the marketing wizard, has promised “exciting times ahead,” which in crypto-speak could mean anything from free Lambos to another surprise 10% print. Buckle up, buttercup. 🎢
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2025-08-12 13:06