Ah, the absurdity of the crypto markets! While the world of digital coins weeps and wails like a bureaucrat who’s lost his quill, Inspect (INSP) prances forth with a 17% surge, as if it’s discovered the nose of a government clerk in a platter of borscht! 🍲✨ All thanks to its grand listing on Bitpanda, the European crypto behemoth with 10 million souls-er, users-clamoring for a piece of this peculiar pie.
- 🎢 Inspect soars 17%, fueled by Bitpanda’s embrace, extending its monthly gains to a Gogol-worthy 70%!
- 💰 $200K raised on CoinTerminal-a sum so modest, yet so triumphant, it could fund a minor character’s entire arc in *Dead Souls*.
- ⛏️ Substrike, the permissionless mining pool, turns tweets into TAO rewards-because why not mine gold from the chatter of fools?
In the past 24 hours, Inspect’s price has leaped like a frightened bureaucrat at a ghost story, defying the broader market’s somber dirge. Its monthly gain of 70% is no mere coincidence but a testament to its listing on Bitpanda, which opened the floodgates to Europe’s crypto aristocracy. Add Bybit, KuCoin, MEXC, and Gate to the mix, and you have a token with more listings than a Gogol novel has footnotes!
Since its 122% single-day surge on July 11-a day so explosive it could wake the dead-Inspect has pulled back, consolidated, and then ripped higher, reaching nearly $0.050000 at its zenith. Breaking above the $0.009000 resistance, it has surged 500%, leaving analysts as bewildered as Akaky Akakievich searching for his stolen coat. 🧥💨
Since its local peak, the price has retreated, finding solace at the EMA 20, while the RSI resets to 61-still bullish, hinting at further upside in the very short-term. Or perhaps it’s just the market’s way of saying, “Expect the unexpected, for this is the crypto realm, where logic goes to die.” ⚰️
Inspect: A Crypto Tale Stranger Than Fiction
Inspect, a Bittensor (TAO) Layer 2 project, leverages Bittensor’s infrastructure to offer analytics tools for NFTs and Web3 communities. Cross-chain NFT tracking? Twitter analytics? AI-powered features? It’s as if Gogol himself penned its whitepaper, blending the mundane with the fantastical. 📜🤖
The project’s $200,000 raise on CoinTerminal was hailed as a success story-a modest sum, yet it shone like a lone candle in the darkness of early-stage fundraising. And now, Substrike, its permissionless TAO mining pool, turns social engagement into on-chain rewards. Tweet, mine, repeat-the circle of crypto life, as absurd as a nose disappearing mid-sentence. 🐦⛏️
Substrike Opt-In is now open, unlocking the first permissionless $TAO mining pool, built for Inspect users.
> Step 1: Visit
> Step 2: Connect your X account
> Step 3: Confirm your payout address (ERC-20 compatible)
> Step 4: Join the mining pool… and pray the market doesn’t turn you into a footnote in its grand farce. 🙏– Inspect (@inspectxyz) August 13, 2025
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2025-08-15 13:53