Oh, the crypto market, still feeling a bit under the weather, darling. One does detect a general air of gloom. However, a little flutter of excitement – rather dreadfully vulgar, actually – has emerged in the form of M, the native coin of MemeCore. A truly marvelous name, don’t you think? Apparently, it’s enjoyed a 14% ascent. How terribly… enthusiastic.
But, as always, one suspects a rather unpleasant reckoning is brewing. The whole thing feels rather⊠unsustainable, doesnât it?
Mâs Price Surge Meets Heavy Shorts
Now, the charts – beastly things, arenât they? – reveal a rather disheartening tableau. The price may be prancing upwards, but the Chaikin Money Flow, that fussy little indicator, has decided to go distinctly south. đ Simply dreadful! It seems the capital is rather less interested in joining the party than one might hope.
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A bearish divergence, they call it. Sounds rather⊠aggressive. Essentially it translates to: buyers are pushing, but nobodyâs actually putting any serious money behind it. A bit like a rather desperate attempt to appear popular at a party, really.
And the futures traders? Utterly pessimistic, the dears. The funding rate has plummeted to a positively gloomy 38-day low of -0.99%.
This “funding rate,” you see, is a rather complicated way to ensure prices don’t stray *too* far from reality. A negative one simply means all the sensible people are betting against it. A complete lack of faith in Mâs long-termâŠwell, whatever it is.
Can Demand Save the Rally?
Despite its initially bold defiance of the marketâs overall malaise, this little upswing appears to be constructed on rather flimsy foundations. Weakening liquidity and an army of short-sellers are hardly a recipe for sustained success, wouldnât you agree? đ
Should buyer enthusiasm wane – and it invariably does, doesnât it? – M risks a rather precipitous drop towards the utterly unglamorous $0.4105. Oh, the indignity!
However, a break above $0.4736 remains a possibility, though only if a swarm of eager investors suddenly decide to throw caution – and their money – to the wind. Frankly, one wouldnât hold oneâs breath.
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2025-08-20 11:53