Ah, dear reader, gather ’round for a tale as old as time-or at least as old as Bitcoin. Michael Saylor, that indefatigable prophet of digital gold and co-founder of Strategy, has once again graced his X account (formerly Twitter, if you’ve forgotten already 🐦) with words of wisdom aimed at the trembling hearts of the BTC faithful. His decree? Hold tight to your Bitcoins, ye brave souls, and gaze steadfastly into the shimmering future where riches beyond imagination await.
Saylor’s Cryptic Command: A Tale of Three Words
In what can only be described as a stroke of theatrical genius-or perhaps an overindulgence in espresso ☕-the illustrious Saylor posted an image of himself, crafted by artificial intelligence no less, clad as a hunter traipsing through the woods. And lo! Behind him trails not some fearsome beast but…a bear. Yes, a bear-a metaphorical creature representing those pesky pessimists who dare to doubt Bitcoin’s eternal ascent.
Ignore the ₿ears
– Michael Saylor (@saylor) August 20, 2025
Meanwhile, while peasants quibble over market dips, Strategy-the treasury company helmed by our modern-day Midas-continues its grand crusade to hoard more Bitcoin. Just yesterday, they proudly announced acquiring 430 additional Bitcoins, worth $51.4 million, bringing their total stash to a staggering 629,376 BTC. That’s roughly equivalent to enough money to buy several small countries or fund countless potato farms 🥔🌍.
The Great Bitcoin Tumble: A Tragicomic Saga
Alas, poor Bitcoin! Over the past week, it has fallen victim to the cruel whims of fate-or rather, profit-taking traders and liquidations across crypto exchanges. From its majestic peak of $124,000 per coin, it now languishes, having lost over 8% of its value. In just one day, it shed nearly 2%, leaving even the most stoic HODLers clutching their chests in despair 💔.
But wait! As Bitcoin stumbles like a drunkard in a snowstorm ❄️, Ethereum struts onto the scene like a peacock flaunting its feathers. This rival cryptocurrency soared to $4,200 this week, bolstered by substantial ETF inflows reaching an all-time high of over $1 billion. Some analysts whisper that ETH might just steal the spotlight from BTC in this cycle. Imagine that-a world where Ethereum reigns supreme! Surely, such hubris will invite divine retribution…or at least a few angry memes 😈.
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2025-08-20 16:29